The answer is obvious. You don't have Kirby as your avatar anymore.

I'm 19 1/2, in 6 months (Lol, yesterday was my half-birthday) I will be 20. I have never had a girlfriend. Ever. I've never had my first kiss. Ever (Duh xD). And I'm still a virgin. Dating, girls, and all that shit isn't everything. Don't let it get you down. Do you really want to go out with a girl that's that flaky?

I didn't graduate high school with all my friends and I'm currently working a shitty fast food job while I get my GED. I only have 5 good friends, 4 of them I haven't seen in months. I still live with my parents and it feels like my life is going no where. I'm doing my best at where I'm at. If anyone wants to judge me because I don't have a high school diploma and work fast food, that's they're problem and I don't really care what they think.

I'm currently fighting chronic depression. I've chosen not to take pills for it and sort of work my way out of it. When I don't feel like going out and doing something with someone cause of my depression, I force myself to go and I usually always have fun. Sure, there are some times when depression gets the better of me and I stay home anyways.

Everyone's got problems. Some people have less problems, some people have more. It's the way life works.

I put in a bracket just for the hell of it and in the final round I put L-Block v Companion Cube.

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I have no warns, despite being an obvious troll.

I guess I'm just lucky

Just remember; Luck is a skill, and dice have no memory. It's what gets me through a day of playing in traffic.

You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time…but you were wrong! The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair.

As long as you know it's fake I won't continue the insults. The only people that are fun to mess with are the ones that think it's real.

Unfortunately, this rings true even when the person hits a stationary vehicle. "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PARKED IN THAT PARKING SPOT!" just doesn't quite hold up so well..

I know, I told the Sheriff that came to the wreck: "I swear officer, the tree jumped out in front of me! I mean who doesn't keep their tree on a leash anymore?" This resulted, of course (Although I had told the Sheriff, the ambulance people, and the firefighters that I had not been drinking), in a Breathalyzer test.  Afterwards, when the ambulance and firefighters left and the Sheriff was sitting there with me waiting for the tow-truck to come, I went up to his cruiser and told him the whole tree thing was a joke. He told me he knew but he had to test me just in case. It was funny and we laughed about it while we waited.

Oh! I forgot two other funny stories with mine:
1) I crashed my car at 11:59, by the time the ambulance and firefighters came it was well past midnight. So while the medic and firefighter were making their little reports of: "What's your name? Have you been drinking? How old are you? Are you hurt anywhere?" the firefighter asks... "What do we date it?" So the ambulance person were like "Well it happened on January 15 at 11:59 so we should probably put that down." But the firefighter was like "But we took the report on January 16 at 12:03 so we should probably put that." And while they were arguing about it I was sitting there in the ambulance with all their little things hooked up to me watching them fight before I chimed in: "Why not put both?" They both looked at me and wrote it down and the ambulance driver was like "Well, I can see we don't need to make sure you have head injuries anymore." We all laughed.

tl;dr I made the medic and firefighter feel like dumb asses.

2) It was cold outside so the ambulance driver gave me a blanket to stay wore. The next day I took it back to the hospital and gave the blanket to the lady at the front desk. I told her: "Umm... I was in a car wreck earlier this morning and the ambulance people gave this to me. Could you ask all the people that went to the call of the little white Chevy and the tree? If you could have them write on it 'I wrecked my car and all I got was this lousy blanket.'" Later that week I got a call telling me to pick up the blanket. It was fucking . I have it stored somewhere cause I don't want it getting dirty. XD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal

In 1993, Lorena Bobbitt cut off the penis of her husband, John Wayne Bobbitt with a kitchen knife. It was surgically re-attached, and he subsequently became a porn star. She was found not liable and was sentenced to 45 days hospitalization.

My dad asked me a question the other day:

"Hey son, would you rather go see Mummy 3 or Dark Knight on IMAX?"

For a split second I was going to say Mummy 3 because I've seen the Dark Knight like 2103587219385235 times already but I decided: "Well, if the Dark Knight is so fucking amazing on regular theaters then it must be like 210491824 times better on IMAX"

After seeing this thread I'm glad I made the right choice.

Also. on IMDB it has a rating of 5.6 stars and I lol'd when I went down to the User Comments and the only two words there were: "Truly Awful."

You suck/10

I wish I could find the cartridge again! D; God I loved this game. My Psychic/Grass combo deck kicked the shit out of everything.

I don't need those. Connections to your town's PD and the neighboring town's PDs is always a good thing to have. I'm so glad I was born into a family of cops. XD