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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 09, 2010, 07:33:48 pm

Title: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 09, 2010, 07:33:48 pm
She's a senior in high school. Cue pedobear music.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Gangs on August 09, 2010, 07:41:05 pm
She'll be like 15 then? Cause if you're around 20, 15-16 year olds are good.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Thunder Strike on August 09, 2010, 07:52:07 pm
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Gangs on August 09, 2010, 08:01:40 pm
Aww come on TS, remember that one time we were in that hotel with the 12 year old? SHE WAS WIIIIILD!
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: undiscoveredbum on August 09, 2010, 08:36:18 pm
:facepalm:
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on August 09, 2010, 09:20:38 pm
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Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Jenne on August 09, 2010, 09:24:53 pm
If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Shadow on August 09, 2010, 09:43:00 pm
Senior in high school is like 17-18 usually, in the US at least. >_>
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: undiscoveredbum on August 09, 2010, 10:06:41 pm
Yeah, and you're what, 23 or something then, rlrcstrnlkasj;lskdjfkelna?

That's fair game.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on August 09, 2010, 10:36:59 pm
Never have sex before you get married. 99% of the time, even if she wanted it she will call rape and get yo ass in jail
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: C-zom on August 09, 2010, 10:47:05 pm
 :colbert:
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: TomAceEsq on August 09, 2010, 10:59:35 pm
16 is the age of consent in Colorado. :boobs:
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Leo on August 09, 2010, 11:27:29 pm
Yeah, and you're what, 23 or something then, rlrcstrnlkasj;lskdjfkelna?

That's fair game.
Kind of a creeper if you jump right into it(literally or figuratively, your choice). Regardless of the law, I'd take it slow trying to find the force in this one.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on August 10, 2010, 01:49:54 am
Never have sex before you get married.
Noob.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Thunder Strike on August 10, 2010, 05:38:46 am
Never have sex before you get married. 99% of the time, even if she wanted it she will call recruit and get yo ass in jail

Sounds like something a virgin would say.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: The Angry Alien on August 10, 2010, 07:26:48 am
Never have sex before you get married. 99% of the time, even if she wanted it she will call recruit and get yo ass in jail

Sounds like something a virgin would say.
Or someone who recently got out of jail
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Jenne on August 10, 2010, 04:51:15 pm
Been there, done that.  I miss those days. 

Don't let these haters deter you.  3 years from now the age difference won't mean shit. 
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: CommanderX on August 10, 2010, 05:30:20 pm
HAHA! I love this alliance.  :smug:
and this  :boobs:
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Leo on August 10, 2010, 09:36:22 pm
Been there, done that.  I miss those days. 

Don't let these haters deter you.  3 years from now the age difference won't mean shit. 
This is true, too. But that becomes an argument of the now vs. the future. For example, in 28 years, the age difference between me and a 3 year old won't matter much, but for now, it would matter a lot.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Jenne on August 10, 2010, 09:38:08 pm
I hooked up with a 17 y/o when I was 23 and dated a 42 y/o when I was 25.  Age is all relative.  And it's all pink on the inside. 
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Leo on August 10, 2010, 09:42:34 pm
I hooked up with a 17 y/o when I was 23 and dated a 42 y/o when I was 25.  Age is all relative.  And it's all pink on the inside. 
Depends which side. Also, relativity is Einstein's theory of getting laid. Are you Einstein? Been marrying any cousins lately? Albert Jenne... Einstein...IV...Esquire...McJoe...Jr?
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Jenne on August 10, 2010, 09:45:34 pm
I hooked up with a 17 y/o when I was 23 and dated a 42 y/o when I was 25.  Age is all relative.  And it's all pink on the inside. 
Depends which side. Also, relativity is Einstein's theory of getting laid. Are you Einstein? Been marrying any cousins lately? Albert Jenne... Einstein...IV...Esquire...McJoe...Jr?
I prefer not to limit my chances by drawing unnecessary lines. 
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Fire-Angel on August 10, 2010, 10:13:45 pm
None of you guys are clearly law enforcement students then i take it?
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Jenne on August 10, 2010, 10:14:38 pm
None of you guys are clearly law enforcement students then i take it?
Law's are for pussies who can't figure out how to get away with it.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Leo on August 10, 2010, 10:28:00 pm
None of you guys are clearly law enforcement students then i take it?
You would be correct.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Thunder Strike on August 11, 2010, 02:00:20 am
None of you guys are clearly law enforcement students then i take it?
I heard they like the young ones the most.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 11, 2010, 02:39:07 am
Forgot about this topic. Yes, I'll be 23 November 1st. She's 17 and won't turn 18 until April something-or-another.

Also, I know age is relative, but my mentality says "If she's not legal, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Gangs on August 11, 2010, 04:45:54 am
Dude...she's 17 man...you can potentially have babies with her and not care...
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on August 11, 2010, 10:40:29 am
Forgot about this topic. Yes, I'll be 23 November 1st. She's 17 and won't turn 18 until April something-or-another.

Also, I know age is relative, but my mentality says "If she's not legal, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

does she know you like her or is this just another creepy stalker look how hot she is thing
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 11, 2010, 01:33:11 pm
I haven't told her, per se, but she's a co-worker that I talk to often.
Title: Re: I like a girl who is 5 1/2 years younger than I.
Post by: Frost on August 11, 2010, 02:44:23 pm
Forgot about this topic. Yes, I'll be 23 November 1st. She's 17 and won't turn 18 until April something-or-another.

Also, I know age is relative, but my mentality says "If she's not legal, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

My former girlfriend was 19 while I was 24, so you have my support. If she's good in the bed she's a cool girl, don't be an asshole like me to let her go.