phantom pain is turning into cybernations

[Kenneth Kenstar]

http://i.imgur.com/JIuMszn.jpg

I have to login daily, I have to hit buttons, buy stuff, refill stuff, ugh




if someone asks if i feel it too in this topic ill fucking

[Kenneth Kenstar]

also due to the high resource requirements for the new line of tech you have to research if you want to not be invaded as fuck, you pretty much have to invade the fuck out of people you know wont be able to take their shit back

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBGkGExXWvc" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBGkGExXWvc</a>

That's 19,500 unprocessed fuel and little less than 5000 processed fuel.

I have to raise 100,000+ for each platform at this point.

And I need more tarragon than I've ever collected for this one upgraded rifle that I *need*

I can't not get it. I *need* it to defend my base.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

all this but no dignity

[Fake from State Jarm]

that looks pretty excruciating

I don't know how people can make so much games and still not understand fun

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Why do I need tarragon for a gun that shoots bullets

[Brian]

because you still play it, thats why... just stop playing... you know, like we all did with cybernations.

[Leo]

because you still play it, thats why... just stop playing... you know, like we all did with cybernations.

Wait. What? No one gave me that memo.

[Brian]

well i mean, most of us log in... but thats about it at this point i think.

[Leo]

well i mean, most of us log in... but thats about it at this point i think.

Wait. What? We're supposed to log in!? Why don't I get any of these fucking memos!?!?!?!?!? I'm fucking gov, you piece of shits!!!

[Fake from State Jarm]

I have to keep logging in to make sure no one is mad that I forgot to ever send them their tech

I have been just purely techselling for a few years now. someone thought I must have a fortune but my nation actually eats most of the profit. it's a consumer market you see.

I got an email about someone declaring war on me, and when I logged in they had already offered peace. that is about as much CN excitement as I can get in a year.

[Fake from State Jarm]

ok if we're going to be completely honest my citizens spend all the money betting on illegal llamafighting and buying CM lottery tickets

tuns out our capital Really Fancy Town has a dark side

[Kenneth Kenstar]

did somebody post something about cruise missiles

oh that reminds me I was supposed to post something about cruise missiles

In the OP:

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Notice the missile counter at the above right?

Yeah. That's right. That's there. You get 3 of each every round of PF Wars. One is good for offense, one is good for defense.

[Fake from State Jarm]

defensive missiles? wow I wish admin would implement that, everything would change.

[Fake from State Jarm]

what this game really needs is more kinds of missiles even besides defensive missiles. like think of this: civilian missiles. they do what they want and you can't control them, but they multiply into more and more missiles and you can draft some of them in wartime. or pirate missiles. they fly up and board other missiles and idk, steal stuff. they're full of pirates.

but then if you have pirate missiles you need some trader missiles, or freight missiles, something for them to rob. spanish dubloon missiles, full of gold coins.

you'd need a hero missile for the player to play, basically has to choose sides between the different missile factions, maybe he gets special powers when he gets enough coins, or beats up enough missile pirates.

this is basically a really compelling 90s console game. and I liked those a lot.

[Fake from State Jarm]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Gy-EB9q2w" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Gy-EB9q2w</a>

robot missiles

[Leo]

I remember when I used to buy tech. Those were the days...

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Episode 51: xfd Philanthropy sucks shit







Starring

















Venom "Ken" Snake








Guest Starring





Those Reddit Philanthropy Nerds

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

My Base Development Unit Just Hit Level 85.

Which officially makes me a motherfucker because

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

My Automatic Security is now S ranked. Which means I should have 4 drones flying around each platform as well as more mines, cameras, etc.

Also in 9 days, I'll have the Gun Camera. Which, I have no idea what to expect from this toy, but the upcoming patch will allow me to place these anywhere I want.

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

And, I might be in the top 200 tomorrow depending on what I do tonight.

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

This picture is actually out of date because another medical platform just finished.

Hopefully in a week, my 2nd FOB will be maxed out. Then I guess I'll save up those MB coins for that 3rd FOB.

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

Which, actually, because I've been doing really well in PF Wars, I actually am getting a reward that will triple the amount of MB coins I get. Which, that's pretty cool, I guess.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

I've also S ranked my resource processing. Let's see how much of a difference that actually makes though. Because being A ranked wasn't good enough.

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

phantom pain is turning into cybernations

I'm constantly thirsty for fuel that I have. It's just not processed.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Also a side project is an all woman security team and changing my base to pink and being the real Outer Heaven aka Girl Island

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Oh and I just got a preview of next month's episode of Ken's Phantom Pain


Ken invades an FOB and this happens



I'm not kidding this is going to fucking suck.