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come on and sl.am
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:32:29 pm »
please ignore the above post, it is most likely worthless and a waste of your time to read.
TL;DR go on with your life while you still can.

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Re: come on and sl.am
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2015, 02:19:27 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-G3mynEPTI" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-G3mynEPTI</a>
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Re: come on and sl.am
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2015, 07:52:08 pm »
Oh my god this is perfect. A website for all my ballin needs.


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Re: come on and sl.am
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2015, 09:57:24 pm »
wh.ta th/e fu.ck

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Re: come on and sl.am
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2015, 01:25:23 pm »
brian's avatar is finally relevant


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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Re: come on and sl.am
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2015, 10:19:40 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3tkaVcYgPA

Infused with the powers of the Hell B-Ball, Shadow Barkley undergoes a terrifying transformation. He possesses the powers of every baller who ever lived; he can leap whole courts and dunk with the force of a small meteor; neither slams nor jams have any effect on him. He is truly the ultimate baller, and the harbinger of the end of the sport.

"The ultimate baller encompasses the power of each and every player on Earth. All teams gather as one. And... how beautiful its bounce! Truly the most dunkin' thing I have ever beheld! I have finally, finally slammed the jam!"
 This is the birth of Barkley, the Ultimate Baller!
"He's...He's become unfoulable!!! He has no more shot clock limit!! Not even a full-court shot will work anymore!!! Unblockable!! Unslammable!! No one will ever out-jam him!"

Stroheimdunk:
 ITS MY FAULT! I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE JORDAN PLAY BASKETBALL! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM HOLDING THE BUGS BUNNY MASK! NOW HES TRANSCENDED!! HE IS NOW BARKLEY!!! THERE IS NO WAY TO FIGHT SUCH PERFECTION! HE'LL DEVOUR SEKAI IICHIIII!!!!!! THE ONLY OPTION IS SUBMISSION!!!!!!!!

 "A perfect baller is:
One, invincible.
Two, does not foul.
Three, will not ever be fouled.
Four, has the abilities of all other ballers and outperforms them.
In addition it is like a Harlem Globetrotter, a model for basketball."

"Jordan tried to fight Barkley with jamon, but it was useless, Barkley had already mastered the jamon"

Jordan: "SLAMON?!"

Barkley: "I have tamed The Suns themselves, did you really think a power like the dribble was beyond my grasp? Judging by the effects I'd say my dribble was hundreds of times stronger than yours."

Jordan: "A DRIBBLE HUNDREDS OF TIMES STRONGER?!"

"Barkley was about to destroy Jordan with the ultimate slamon dunk, but jordan interfered with its hand, holding the legendary Super b-ball, it reflected the dunk, causing the floor of the court to fly off from an eruption!"

Jordan: T-The Super b-ball...amplifies the DRIBBLE!!!!!

Barkley: "T-This is truly a remarkable blocking!!
 ,But, did you thought that a simple blocking is enough to stop the all-mighty Barkley, THIS IS YOUR LAST DUNK, JORDAN"

"Suddenly, the ball that was used for Barkleys dunk, flew through the sky being attracted  by the dribble, it was targeting Barkleys neck!!"

Jordan:  Next, you gonna say : ''was this part of your slam too, Jordan?!''

Barkley: Was this part of your---
''this moment, this single moment of slamming by Jordan's ball, sealed Barkley's jam!, Volcanic B-balls he could have shot dunked him even further!"
Barkley: "Was this all part of your slam, Jordan?!"

Jordan: "You're god damn right! Everything worked out according to Jordan's game plan... From the very beginning of the match!"

"The court didnīt had enough power to defeat Barkley, instead, the court banished Barkley oustide the reaches of our atmosphere"

Barkley: Impossible!!!!

"Barkley never returned to the court.  Trapped in an endless accusation of using performance enhancing drugs, he was passed from Team to Team eternally.  Eventually, craving to Slam, but unable to Jam, Barkley stopped thinking."

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Re: come on and sl.am
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2015, 10:21:52 pm »

 


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