Quote from: im317 on December 03, 2016, 10:12:37 pm

no clue what it would take to get me to buy a PS4 or Xbox 1. im not into FPS or the whole online experience, and there are so few exclusives, plus now that i have a PC that can handle all the games.

Nathan...frikking...Drake...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J._Trump_Foundation
Just start from the top, its all decent reading, though I never read the links, so who knows.

I just wanted to give you Mr. Spy a little heads up, just to make your job a little easier. See, here in the RIA, (if you haven't already noticed,) we're kinda chaotic, but in a good way. See, we really don't take the game all *that* seriously. As a result of that, contrary to why somebody asked you to come by and send them info, we really don't have any earth shattering info for you to gather. There's nobody around that we want to pick a fight with and no global situation we really want to change.

Why?

Cause, simply put, that ain't our thing. We like to hang out and have fun. So, while your here doing your spy thingy, at least take time out to enjoy yourself.

Now, you might be saying to yourself, "Well self, that all sounds nice, but if they ever catch me, they're gonna blow up my nation and wreck my enjoying the game (which you just lost, btw.) Well, not so fast my good person. I'm about to put my money where my mouth is. See, here at the RIA, we don't ask CN players to do something  that if you're caught whoever catches you will pretty much seek to make sure you never play the game again (like spying, for example.) We don't ask anyone to do it for the simple reason that it's not very fun for that particular player when they get caught and run out of the game. A lot of people make friendships that they would rather keep and getting run out of the game tends to wreck that kinda thing. It's the old use 'em then throw them away thing. Keep that in mind while I make you the following offer:

If you ARE a spy for somebody and decide you rather hang out with people that won't ask you to commit CN suicide, then you can honest to goodness join us. In fact, we won't even ask you to reveal that you were a spy much less who sent you or any of that stuff. Seriously, we'd rather not know.

To take advantage of the following offer, and the following is for your saftey as a CN player, follow these easy steps, aka reroll:

• Pay off any outstanding debts to whoever
• Let your nation go 20 days inactive and delete (this is so whoever sent you can't come to us and say "HE'S A SPY! YOU MUST LET US KILL HIM!!!"
• After your nation deletes, re-register under a different account name and nation name (again, to protect you.)
• Rejoin the RIA
• and for goodness sake, don't visit the alliance who sent you, cause they have a copy of your IP adress and if they ever find out that you are the same player that you were, they're gonna want a piece of you.

That's it, all you have to do and it's all for your saftey so that you can get a chance to get away from your past CN life. As far as we're concerned, anything you did previous to your reroll does not apply to you. How good of an offer is this? Consider that just about ever other alliance gives anything from a perma-ZI to an eternal-ZI to anyone they find spying on them. We're offering you a way out of that, a new home, and a legitmate chance to make friends here.

Now if you decide not to, well, we're really not all about greifing or kicking anyone out of the game so that's something for you. Just don't be silly and get caught, cause then we kinda DO have to bomb your nation. We won't chase you into another reroll though, not unless you *really* do something dickish like try to hijack the boards or start revealing personal RL info about anyone.


DrunkWino ~ Triumvir of Random Insanity and wielder of the Triforce of aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. So let it be written, so let it be done, so lets go get aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan.

I think I'm the only one playing CN anymore in this alliance.