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4101
Finally you farkin' idiot for a son.*leprechaun chugs entire keg and gets drunk*

Who the fark are you!? You wanna fight me!?*starts shaking fists and acting dizzy*

4102
Grandmas Gone Wild.

4103
Dammit Damen, you getting stupider since I conceived you. I want some beer, now buy me some!

4104
Now you gotta bribe me, you idiot.*leprechaun waits while whale cleans glasses with wet towel*

4105
Well, then, I'm Irish and I know all.*bar magically appears*

But you'll have to get me 'ta tell ya Irish style.*sits at bar where a whale is tending it*

4106
*a leprechaun is waiting for Damen*Are you lookin' for me pot 'o gold!?

*leprechaun smiles*Well too bad, cause I ain't got none!

4107
*mini-mini-whale takes the dynamite like a man and shoots dester in the mouth*Don't talk bout me babe like that!

*whale becomes confused*Now is your chance, he might hurt himself instead of you.

4108
*mini-whale opens mouth and smaller whale appears with a .50 cal*That's... odd.

*mini-mini-whale aims for Damen's eye*HE GONNA BLIND YOU, *****!

4109
*whale has another hale in its mouth*That was... unexpected.

*mini-whale takes out combat knife and uzi*BE CAREFUL DAMEN, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO MY RANDOM WEDDING CRASHER GUY! #4!! Without you, the entire wedding crash will fail.

4110
*whale lunges and eats the harp*OH SNAP!!! IT ATE THE F'ING HARP!!!

*whale goes back to original spot*

4111
BUT I NEED IT FOR AFTER THE WEDDING WITH AZ!!!

4112
NO!!! ME AND AZ NEED THAT FOR AFTER THE MARRIAGE!!!

4113
I've already tried that. He farkin' ate the farkin' harp! SUCK HIM OFF!!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY!!!

4114
Quote from: Damen
*hoists Leo by the collar*

THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE. SHAMU HAS GONE APESHIT.
I'm not joking...*drops pants and whale is wrapped around dick*

SUCK IT OFF!!! IT LIKES MY DICK TOO MUCH!!!

4115
Random lnsanity / Resigning
« on: April 24, 2007, 05:37:47 pm »
Quote from: Crunka
*list updated*

sorry, the names were off the top of my head.
Wha!? WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!!!

4116
Yeah, it's in my pants. You can't take a harpoon in there though, you're gonna have to use your mouth.

4117
Random lnsanity / Hot girls
« on: April 24, 2007, 05:21:19 pm »
Yes I do Anaegg. If I do not get pics, then I will question your credibility to run.

4118
Random lnsanity / This is madness!
« on: April 23, 2007, 07:42:25 pm »
He's got the bunny the wrong way!!!

4119
Random lnsanity / Crazy just came out of the closet on IRC
« on: April 23, 2007, 07:12:21 pm »
*waves at CI*Hai!

4120
Random lnsanity / Should shyox re-make the shrine?
« on: April 23, 2007, 05:23:40 pm »
I want some women!!!

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