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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: 1ofkind on September 15, 2009, 12:14:24 am

Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: 1ofkind on September 15, 2009, 12:14:24 am
Myspace. It sucks. Unless you want to get pussy, because it has a search feature that allows you to find users near you.

I haven't fucked any girls that I've met on myspace, but I've came close. I messaged this chick drunk out of my mind while I was already in a relationship, and arranged to meet her at walmart, so walmart.

I get to walmart, see this chick. Shes thin, hot little tits, round ass. We walk around walmart. I'm just talking her ass off.I'm from new york, and shes from hicksville. I just wanted to fuck the shit out of her 18 y/o's asshole.

We get out of the store, and she invites me to her apartment. Turns out she was a freaky medical case, and she could barely drink a beer. Plus she had this needle shit in her stomach. No way I could hammer her pussy. We played cards, and the night ended with a hug.

LMAO

Oh.... we'll keep on trying, and whatever will be - will be!



Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 15, 2009, 12:32:47 am
I don't have myspace. And lol at walmart dates.
Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: 1ofkind on September 15, 2009, 12:51:05 am
well theres really only a walmart in palmyra pa
Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 15, 2009, 01:26:06 am
Not even a nice place to take her to dinner? Or even a bad place to take her to dinner?
Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: Realghar on September 15, 2009, 06:49:29 am
Quote from: Thunder Strike
Not even a nice place to take her to dinner? Or even a bad place to take her to dinner?

likely known as: "McDonald's - located in Walmart"
Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2009, 09:01:57 am
Quote from: Realghar
Quote from: Thunder Strike
Not even a nice place to take her to dinner? Or even a bad place to take her to dinner?

likely known as: "McDonald's - located in Walmart"
Subway, if it's a high class Walmart.
Title: How Many Here Cheat On Myspace?
Post by: Popsicle on September 16, 2009, 05:36:10 pm
Thank you for teh sig.