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Random lnsanity / zrthghtrthe
« on: January 12, 2009, 08:39:59 pm »
I didn't drink, but now I'm going to after I take my shower. Then after it my girlfriend is going to get it after she gets back from work!

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Random lnsanity / History Tyme
« on: January 12, 2009, 08:32:13 pm »
When you follow da law it's like the ghetto in diz bitch called, the united states of america, and that's just stupid, because it all started when some tru gangstaz was like standing up to some real punk thugs that were like saying: put up your handz, and let dem guns hit the floor.

 

Our boyz from the past went ven desil, wolverine, fucking super man, the hulk, wonder woman, invisible, and a lot more than that on them thugs, but here's the reality check. Dose thugs was our own policemen of our own government so that means that we can never respect our government again when it comes to our own protection so after those thugs got their bootays kicked things weren't suppose to ever be the same again, but then something happened that's making us go back to repeating our past.

 

Well in conjunction with that I asked what iz the most powerful weapon to the search engine, and you won't believe what it told me. It said that the TV is the most powerful weapon, and if you look there's loads of people watching the stupid crap that's on it, but it's not they're watching it, but da fucking influence it has bought into making everybody nothing more than a fag with a fashion sense. Don't try deny it, because look at how it destroyed something as beautiful as music.

 

Da polotics today are just pathetic: I mean it's like the news try to make everything look as simple as if you can pick your polotical party by just picking a color. I'm tired of ranting now, because dizshit is suppose to be about my guns.  I just wanted to make an entertaining improve of God knows what. Oh, and not to mention there were only about a little more than like 6 taxes back in that day when people started to thrown down with the government, but now there's thousands of tazes, and dumb fagz paying for emz.

 
Government's absolutely necessary, and all, but that shit aint right.  

Inspired by cheractors Ali G, and Cheec

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Random lnsanity / The Guess what I Bought Game!
« on: January 11, 2009, 04:59:15 pm »
I better shoot nice groups with it to

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Random lnsanity / ???
« on: January 11, 2009, 04:58:08 pm »
blu steel

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Random lnsanity / The Guess what I Bought Game!
« on: January 10, 2009, 08:06:56 pm »
Well not as good at this one ( ( (

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Random lnsanity / The Guess what I Bought Game!
« on: January 10, 2009, 07:01:10 pm »
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5333/shoootnbag1nc0.jpg


shooting bag

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Random lnsanity / My nipples
« on: January 10, 2009, 06:08:46 pm »
Last Post Today, 12:45 AM
In: My nipples
By: Adolf Von Sippycup

^ legendary.


You know if you scratched you nipples it's very likely that cuts occurred, and then they become irritated.

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Random lnsanity / The Guess what I Bought Game!
« on: January 09, 2009, 06:04:39 pm »
Quote from: 1ofkind
Two clues:





Two words!

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Random lnsanity / The Guess what I Bought Game!
« on: January 09, 2009, 06:03:34 pm »
Two clues:





Two words!

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: llama
« on: January 08, 2009, 09:16:19 pm »
You can do with it that which you want . . .

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Random lnsanity / ATTN DESTER
« on: January 07, 2009, 10:34:17 am »
Around his butt though.

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Random lnsanity / hospital visit
« on: January 06, 2009, 03:50:28 pm »
Public service announcement

If you abuse pain killer you will become a moutherfucking piece of shit that will be just okay with everything including having your balls cut off.

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Random lnsanity / Happy New Year
« on: January 05, 2009, 08:40:15 am »
Quote from: ganon5
My NYE:
- Nice big bonfire at a private beach house
- Came 4th from about 60 playing table tennis donkey without ever actually putting my beer down.
- Won a limbo contest, unfortunately I did have to put my beer down that time.
- Walked along the beach till we found some camp site or something. Disturbed all their stuff (they weren't actually there) then ran away.
- I had the drunken/brilliant idea of having scotch on the rocks on some rocks. So me and the few friends that lasted that long went down to the beach and did it.
- After that I don't remember.

8.5/10 Would do again

well I was on level 20, COD:5, Nazi Zombie mode, motherfucker!

Sadly just into it the assholes let the zombies come right threw the hell door, and my then my whole team died.

2008 was such a fucking shitty year, with the exception of my girlfriend that I didn't even bother celebrating the new year.

Fuck 2009.

I'm 20, have debt, no job markets in my area, and absolute hopelessness to look forward to as my financial situation looks like it'll probably crumble sooner. I don't even get to do drugs.

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Random lnsanity / hospital visit
« on: January 05, 2009, 08:31:27 am »
LOLz at him for his fuzzy hair face infection!

I think that you really need to have the tears from a gypsy.

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA, something to laugh at
« on: January 04, 2009, 08:58:13 am »

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Random lnsanity / Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
« on: December 29, 2008, 07:33:59 pm »
Quote from: iKrolm
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg


what moar do you need?

drainage

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Random lnsanity / In this topic, post what you got for christmas.
« on: December 28, 2008, 10:20:46 am »
I got no rifle cleaning kit  

Golden eye!

Super duper fucking holy shit mother fucking digital camera that takes movies in 1280 HD (WTF?).

Lots of money!

COD 5 which is so fucking cool who would ever think anime minus the big boob cute girls, people with fucking repitchded can't move the head hair styles would go with history slide show lessons?

Cool shirts!

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Random lnsanity / check this OUT
« on: December 28, 2008, 10:16:39 am »
They will come now: right now!

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Random lnsanity / wut
« on: December 28, 2008, 10:13:41 am »
I'm openly saying it: if I ever find freaky hot young bitches they're getting fucked like there's no tomorrow, and they want it like that. Dumb young girls allow themselves to be taken advantage of all the time, because they want to be cool. Well make them cool, and yourself unknown to them.

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Random lnsanity / Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
« on: December 28, 2008, 10:11:11 am »
Quote from: SWAT128
Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.

You fool, if you're lucky enough to realize one is taking place, whilst secured in a location getting to a boat maybe impossible. You need moar preparations, and at least a 12GA shot gun with at least a few boxes 00 bucking shells.  

Anyone without a firearm featuring a load of ammunition that has knockdown power is solely at the mercy of those who do unless the subject is fortified in an absolutely secured location.

My preparations:

None
Weapons:
Shotgun - box of heavy pitchget bb load buckshot (ineffective against pitchgets past short range)
AK-WASR - low ammo
Mosin Sniper Rifle - low ammo

Fortification - a 250 lbs fat ass couldn't break in with all of his might out right trying to infiltrate to kill me.


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