Author Topic: Mafia (Read 1944 times)

Electric Mango · « **on:** January 28, 2013, 09:09:53 pm »

Our current Mafia game over at IRON is looking for a replacement. Is anyone interested?

undiscoveredbum · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2013, 09:15:11 pm »

Electric Mango · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2013, 09:33:47 pm »

You wound me sir.

Leo · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2013, 10:10:35 pm »

Only if I'm guaranteed to win.

Also, I choose Mia to die this round.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2013, 09:59:31 am »

There are no guarantees in life Leo, sometimes you just got to roll the dice and hope it doesn't come up a hard six. Also, I don't think that you are allowed on our boards anyway. I'm pretty sure Mia has a restraining order on you and Grilled Slug.

Leo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2013, 08:34:35 pm »

Hard 6!? Bro, I'm easily a 7, flaccid.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:22:59 am »

Uh, what if I changed my name? I miss Mia.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2013, 04:25:13 pm »

You would have to re-roll your nation, agree to a labotomy, and fill out pages of paper work in triplicate to be considered. I don't know what you two did to her and I don't even want to guess. IRON almost declared war on your two nations but I smoothed it over with a case of scotch for McRabt.

Leo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2013, 04:29:25 pm »

I revel in war. I shall turn your precious IRON into nothing but a bowl of pudding if but given the chance. My smelters shall laugh at the mills which I shall use to strike you down.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2013, 04:33:20 pm »

Don't start a fight you can't win Leo. I'm here to snap necks and cash checks.

Leo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:25:32 pm »

There is nothing I can not do. Ask your mother's pussy.

And like you, I also originally came to snap necks and cash checks....and no one pays with checks anymore.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:29:22 pm »

My gram bams pays with checks. Well that or coupons and exact change she carefully pulls out from her coin purse.

Also, my mom says hi.

Leo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2013, 10:20:19 pm »

Yeah she does. What'd her pussy tell you?

Electric Mango · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2013, 10:51:22 pm »

That she hasn't had that good of a laugh in years.

Leo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:00:43 pm »

I do make the best pussy jokes.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:22:27 pm »

How is a pussy like a grapefruit? The good ones squirt when you eat them. Ok, I think I just crossed a line.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2013, 03:35:30 am »

I made that joke to Mia once. I think it almost started a war.

Leo · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2013, 07:30:12 am »

Well done EM. Now I want to fuck a woman.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2013, 12:09:27 am »

Yeah it was a close call for war, it was voted 3-5 by our councilors. Mia still vows revenge to this day. What's your home address btw?

And Leo, give up on the silly dream of ever bedding a women, eat a grapefuit instead, or better yet, eat a Mango. Hey-yo!

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2013, 03:07:00 am »

Well, I am sorry to hear that it was so close. I am sorry to have bothered Mia so much. But she told me to shut up and that never ends well...

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