Random Assaults make Good Cookies Treaty (ToA with IAA)

[Azural]

"Random Assaults make Good Cookies" Treaty

Whatever comes before the amble, watever
The Imperial Assault Alliance and the Random Insanity alliance, hereby known as the IAA and RIA respectively, reaffirm that they are brothers from different mothers, and that they will continue to have weekly aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reaganenings till the day they die.

Article 1

Neither member of either signatory may declare war on each other in any way, help the enemy of the other signatory (whether in military or aid) or espionage. Should this happen, the other signatories' boner will fail and this treaty will have been in vane. Also, make sure our parents this is discussed first, eh?

Article 2

How strangely erotic

Article 3

In the case of one signatory getting into the war, the other signatory alliance is encouraged to give moral support.

Article D Florida

Article 5
The IAA and the RIA must be good friends and place nice. arguing and constructive critisizm is allowed, but no flaming, or else.

Article 6

Funding has been fowarded to amazing IAA and RIA scientists who will invent a machine which will automatically install a witty phrase in this article.

Article 7

48 hours to cancel, or somebody's part of anatomy will end up on a platter.

Signed for RIA:
Moth ~ Leader
Azural ~ Head of Foreign Affairs
Kaiser ~ Head of Internal Affairs
cctmsp13 ~ Economic Advisor

Signed for IAA:
Chimaera, Prime Minister
Mandrivia, Minister of Foreign Affairs
AbSoLuTiOn, Minister of Domestic Affairs
Chaos Armed, War Minister
Clone, Princeps Senatus