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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on July 19, 2014, 08:14:21 pm

Title: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 19, 2014, 08:14:21 pm: Farther to the south, the Israeli military also encountered a suicide donkey -- one loaded with explosives -- approaching soldiers near Rafah. The troops fired on the animal, detonating the bombs and killing the donkey Friday night. Fighting raged there Saturday with Hamas brigades shelling an armored vehicle, Hamas said.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/07/19/world/meast/mideast-crisis/index.html?hpt=imi_c1 (http://edition.cnn.com/2014/07/19/world/meast/mideast-crisis/index.html?hpt=imi_c1)
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Arsenal 10 on July 21, 2014, 01:40:41 am: Concrete Donkey will always have my heart.
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 22, 2014, 04:35:15 pm: sentient donkeys throughout the region continue to play dumb as the humans shrug it off as an ill-conceived Hamas attempt

but it is only the beginning
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Shadow on July 22, 2014, 08:46:13 pm: Invasion of the Donkeys. The end is nigh!
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 23, 2014, 06:11:25 pm: Quote from: retired former love god on July 22, 2014, 04:35:15 pm
sentient donkeys throughout the region continue to play dumb as the humans shrug it off as an ill-conceived Hamas attempt

but it is only the beginning

POTD

Don't you usually say 'destroyed' the animal, not 'killed'?

BTW http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=49695.msg515072#new (http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=49695.msg515072#new)
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Ogaden on July 23, 2014, 06:36:44 pm: Rise of the Donkeys

Next I'll be shaking my fist at the statue of liberty's head a million years from now
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 24, 2014, 02:36:37 am: Do you think you'll also damn them all to hell?
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 25, 2014, 06:38:16 am: You know, I just re-read this, and am not so sure this was a 'suicide' donkey. My reasons are as follows:

1) Did the donkey in question really know what was going on?

2) Did it have the means to detonate itself?

3) Did it know its target?

4) Was the donkey radicalized? Which particular dogma captured its imagination and commitment?

5) If so, who radicalized it?

6) Finally, the donkey's death was triggered by Israeli fire. Sounds more like murder. Maybe this should be added to the pile of alleged war crimes committed by Israeli forces.
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Ogaden on August 25, 2014, 11:43:49 am: Donkey should have fought for donkey liberation
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: mastabadey on August 25, 2014, 12:25:24 pm: Dat ass
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 28, 2014, 02:26:30 am: Quote from: mastabadey on August 25, 2014, 12:25:24 pm
Dat ass

I guess now, it's just an asshol e.
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 30, 2014, 10:37:12 am: Quote from: retired former love god on July 22, 2014, 04:35:15 pm
but it is only the beginning

World War D
Title: Re: Suicide Donkey
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 10, 2014, 04:41:41 pm: Yeah man. Donkeys and Dolphins: Sea Land Assault. Starring Mitt Romney as Brad Pitt as a second rate actor trying to escape from an apocalyptic assault by donkeys and dolphins. Nonetheless, he strives to communicate and reason with the enemy catalyzed by a special relationship that he had with one of the dolphins.

As I write this it occurs to me that I have discussed having sex with dolphins on these very boards. The RIA is not a good place.