3 of my llamas just disappeared.  I am very upset about it. 

Incidentally, Leo, gained 3 llamas overnight.

The only other suspect, obviously, is Llamavore.  Has he suddenly gained weight?

Anyone with any evidence that leads to the recovery of these llamas will be richly rewarded.

""The Darwinium of Slugs is a breeding colony for a particularly voracious race of invertebrates.  On weekends, citizens enjoy racing each other, licking their way fiercely across the moist, grateful lawn.  Some younger segments of the population like to "go shell-less", a behavior that is shocking to the forgetful colony founders, who prefer to complain about the digestive problems related to their all-marijuana diet.  Sharing an almost universal distrust of big government, Slugkind is innately conservative and staunchly pro-ooze.  Racial tensions with the neighboring snails have abated over the years, and have largely devolved to keel envy.  In an effort to bring the two races closer together, liberal elements on both sides have tried to re-brand their communities under a friendlier hybrid name, "Snugs", and were promptly taken out behind the rotting log and shot.  Then they were buried separately.  Although Slugkind is almost exclusively English-speaking, they are often taken for French on account of the fact that slugs are, basically, big tongues.  This irritates them to no end, as it would any non-Francophone.  For generations, the scientific community has pondered about the possibility of life in other gardens, developing the Slake equation to prove its mathematical certainty.  Unfortunately the resultant runs counter to the available scientific evidence, which conclusively proves that life is unique to this particular garden.""

Please tell me what you think of the avatar as well.

Woo - hoo!  Yee - haw.  Yip-py!  Hoo-rah!  Hee-hee!  Barf.

How do you feel today?

What a bunch of sore losers.  I can't say I would have voted for Obama either (though I am pretty sure I would not vote Mr. Self Contradiction either), but as I am not American, I have the liberty of looking on this from a distance.

If I had a bunch or whining maggots for co-citizens like the ones who are petitioning the WH to seccede because they lost their election, there would be no end to the fun I would make of them.  I would call them traitors, sore losers, conspirators, and ninnies.  That's right - ninnies.

How do Americans feel about this bullshit?

We seem to have 2 wars a year at about the same times - and in a little over a month, I expect we will be at war.  There is no way to avoid it. 

Lucas' writers are working on its storyline as we speak. 

Romney's speechwriters are preparing some excellent scaremongering material in a misguided thought that they may be able to use it in a month or so. 

A little girl gave me a rainbow and asked if I had maxed out my nukes, and I said yes.  Then she asked me if my warchest was ready.  I answered no, but that I was doing everything I can.  So she handed me her My Little Pony, and said it would protect me when the bad guys came in 5 weeks...

...and that, my friends, is how you catch a creepy RIAer.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=us_c1

Oh, dear.

Ok, I am writing this from the Business Class section of an A380 about to depart from Frankfurt to Johannesburg.  I have done this once before, and Air France's BC was much better than this Lufthansa flight...

I hope the SA po-lice don't gas-bomb my ass when I get there...

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That's right, 100 fucking llamas RIGHT HERE.  And damn, they are fine.  Lots of fucking fine lamas, bitches, and all mine. 

Ok, I am deflating now.  Not quite the thrill I hoped it would be.  Now, it is all past tense - I had 100 llamas, but the moment is past and I no longer have them.

In Spock's legendary words, sometimes having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting...