Has anyone ever seen a movie called 'Star Wars'?

[Buck Turgidson]

A lot of people have told me it is good but I have never seen it.  Is it worth the time?

[Ogaden]

I think I saw one of those, it was where Spock fought some Klingons.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I think I saw that on accident the other day when it came out cos I thought it was something else, turns out it's just another gay teen vampire movie

[Koorosheh Kabir]

YOU FUCKING NEWBBBBB U DON'T KNOW STAR WARS WTF I BANISH YOU

[Crazyman93]

YOU FUCKING NEWBBBBB U DON'T KNOW STAR WARS WTF I BANISH YOU

Everyone but you Koorosheh, who speaks truth I might add.
Get out. Now.
*has a shotgun*

[Jenne]

Fucking Kenny alt.  GTFO.


You're not missing much.  One of the most overrated movies of all time.

[Thunder Strike]

Don't bother watching the original three.

[Crazyman93]

RAAAGE!
*respawns as a TF2 Pyro and BBQ's Jenne and Thunder Strike*

[Ogaden]

Don't bother watching the original three.

Yeah in fact skip all the movies that don't have Jar Jar Binks

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Don't bother watching the original three.

Yeah in fact skip all the movies that don't have Jar Jar Binks

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[Croix]

never heard of it. prolly is gay

[Fake from State Jarm]

Luke: "Are you alright? What's wrong?"
Obi-wan: "I felt a great disturbance in the force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out 'Me'sa Afraid! Me'sa goin Boom Boom!'"

[Agent Lemon]

I've never seen any of them, nor do I want to.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

By the way, what I posted was a clip from Star Wars A New Hope Revisited fan edit. That actually was a deleted scene to the Revisited edition and didn't make it in the final version.

Honesty, I really recommend watching A New Hope Revisited. It is a fan edit of the movie and it is of amazing quality. They didn't just open up Adobe Premier or After Effects and start dicking around with shit; this is AMAZING work.

Anyway, I'm sure this edit was done from the prospective of huge Star Wars nerds, but PLEASE do not underestimate their work; this shit is actually really enjoyable. The edits actually made the film better as a movie and improve the flow of the movie. It also fixes plot points and even changes dialog. Some of the edits are mere cosmetic changes. They reanimated every single laser and light saber frame by frame. They also redid every single computer screen and hologram. But, they also went back and replaced dialog with stuff from the old Star Wars radio shows that either sounded better or worked with the plot better.

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It's actually shocking how much trouble the creators of this went through. That is just fucking amazing to me. That looks good as fuck!

The difference between the Revisited version of this scene and the Special Edition is like night and day. The Revisited version feels like it is a bigger battle with more significance. It creates a scene that is more tense and appropriately so given that this is the biggest battle in the Rebel alliance's history so far. Everything depends on this battle for them.

I don't completely agree with all of the edits though.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/STAR-WARS-EP-IV-2004-REVISITED-ADYWAN-720p-HD-version-coming-after-ROTJ-R/topic/5942/page/1/

This topic contains the list of changes in the film.

The best change?

155 - Chewie now gets a medal

Oh yeah. Han shoots first.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Last I checked, they have been working on Empire Strikes Back Revisited since 2004.

Supposedly, it's going to come out this year, but that's what they said in 2010, 2009, too.

Here is the trailer to it.

Adywan's Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - REVISITED Final Trailer

I will literally call off work the day this comes out.

[Fake from State Jarm]

starmageddon is better. the new one is supposed to come out later this year, Starmageddon 2: The Space Nazis Fight Back. needless to say it's a syfy original, but I keep writing letters to the local theater chain asking them to show it when it comes out. have you guys seen the previews? basically in the first one the space pirates and the space whores rebelled against the space nazis and used space magic to free the space princess from the evil space wizard, but before she got away he promised to get revenge (boner). so I wonder what's going to happen next.

[Buck Turgidson]

starmageddon is better. the new one is supposed to come out later this year, Starmageddon 2: The Space Nazis Fight Back. needless to say it's a syfy original, but I keep writing letters to the local theater chain asking them to show it when it comes out. have you guys seen the previews? basically in the first one the space pirates and the space whores rebelled against the space nazis and used space magic to free the space princess from the evil space wizard, but before she got away he promised to get revenge (boner). so I wonder what's going to happen next.

So is 'Star Wars' set in space?

[Fake from State Jarm]

starmageddon is better. the new one is supposed to come out later this year, Starmageddon 2: The Space Nazis Fight Back. needless to say it's a syfy original, but I keep writing letters to the local theater chain asking them to show it when it comes out. have you guys seen the previews? basically in the first one the space pirates and the space whores rebelled against the space nazis and used space magic to free the space princess from the evil space wizard, but before she got away he promised to get revenge (boner). so I wonder what's going to happen next.

So is 'Star Wars' set in space?

at first look you would think so due to the stars and vast astronomical distances but in fact it's all within the realm of your mother's vagina

[Buck Turgidson]

at first look you would think so due to the stars and vast astronomical distances but in fact it's all within the realm of your mother's vagina

In that case I guess I have already seen it.

[Fake from State Jarm]

at first look you would think so due to the stars and vast astronomical distances but in fact it's all within the realm of your mother's vagina

In that case I guess I have already seen it.

well yeah but there's always something going on in the background you didn't catch last time