Barrel of Awesome Marks. (ODP with RAD)

[SWAT128]

Section, 1: Awesome marks

The Republic, of Allied Defenses and, the Random Insanity Alliance, hereby, declare that there, is not any such, thing as "commas," instead, we refer to, them as "Awesome Marks," and will, take full advantage of, Awesome Marks, in the drafting of, this treaty. What, kind of a stupid, name is "commas" anyway? Also, "Exclamation, points," do not exist. They, are known as, "Awesome Points."


Section, 2: Communications,

The, Republic of Allied Defenses and the Random Insanity, Alliance acknowledge a, feeling of, mutual radness and, insanity, existing between one, another, and as a result will, not hesitate to, communicate with each other, pertinent information regarding threats or, intelligence, which may, be beneficial to one, another.


Section 3: Peace

As long, as, this treaty is in, effect, each party promises not, to engage in, any hostile behavior or actions, with the, other. In the ridiculous case, that, either signatory violates, this section of the Barrel, of Awesome Marks, each signatory is encouraged to, seek some, sort of diplomatic, solution, before, considering, cancellation, of the treaty.


Section 4: Sovereignty

The Republic of, Allied Defenses and, The Random Insanity, Alliance, while acknowledging tight, relations with one, another, totally agree that, each entity is separate, as well as sovereign, from, the other.


Section 5: Aid,

At any, given time that, it may be, necessary, either, party may request financial, or military, assistance from, the other party. Each, signatory, is, encouraged, though, not, required, to, provide, assistance, for, the, other, party.


Section 6: Cancellation,

Except in, the case, a violation to section, 1 or 3, of Barrel of, Awesome Marks, occurs either party, may, cancel Barrel of Awesome, Marks, by notifying, the other partner, and adhering, to a cancellation period, of, 72 hours.



Signed for RIA:
Delta1212. Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities
aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino - Tri-yadda yadda yadda-aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
iKrolm - Head of Economics
King_Srqt, Destroyer of G's, Kicker of Shamed, Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation and HoIA of RIA
SWAT128 - Head of, Foreign, Affairs!
WarriorConcept, Commander General of the Cupcake Army Which Steals Away Your Importance and also METALLLLLLLLll
invinvible13matt - Head of Janitorial Affairs



Signed for RAD:
Mr Bill, Emperor
Good master Hakai, Right Hand Man
Caliph, Director of Hippie Luv
Comrade Josh, Director of Interior Design
Newhotness, LOLUDED
LintWad, Director of Bling
swatenfo, Director of Pink
Thomas Jackson, Director of Pimpin'
GreeDy, Director of The Force