Cactuar-kun Greatly Enliven the World!!! Brigade (PIAT/ODP with SOS団)

[Ogaden]

Cactuar-kun Greatly Enliven the World!!! Brigade

Article a: Peace
It often comes to pass that certain unnamed individuals may want to bend the fabric of the universe and cause all manner of horrible things to occur, even cause Brigade members to fight one another. It is up to Brigade members to prevent this from occurring by keeping a certain someone entertained (ahem).

Article 11 - Intelligence
Sometimes aliens, time travellers, ghosts, monsters, ESPers, evil crime syndicates and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes who fight said evil syndicates try and hide in plain sight by pretending to be restaurant waiters, Western Spotted Owls or trouser legs. It is the great and heroic obligation of Brigade members to notice these facts and inform other members, lest they find a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg.

Article 団: What is this, I don't even...
Rarely, someone will have gotten themselves into a sticky situation such as a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg. In such a situation the rest of the Brigade members might feel obliged to throw some sake bottles at the offender. Or they might not. It's a surprise.

Article D: Florida
Archaeological research indicates that  had been inhabited for thousands of years before any European settlements. Of the many indigenous peoples, the largest known were the Ais, the Apalachee, the Calusa, the Timucua and the Tocobaga tribes.

Article baka~
Any member of the Brigade may burritos the clubroom any time they don't want to help enliven the world!! anymore, but before doing that they have to put extra effort into amusing a certain someone for 2日 and tell everyone in the Brigade what they're doing.

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands and Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery and Eperor of the SuperFriends
Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats.
Ogaden, Trans-dimensional Ghost Cactus
Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness and Angel of Insanity
Shadow Slayer, Watchdog of Shadow, Delta's Scribe, Myrrh's Personal Cupcake and Pikachu
cctmsp13, Head of Economics and Destroyer of Vowels

Signed for the SOS Brigade:
Arrnea, Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess
Freshmaker, ESPer, Mysterious Transfer Student and Man of Mysterious Sexuality
michaeru, Battle Maid and Ornamentum Contengus
Ephemeral, Incidental Butler and Ornamentum Incursus
Michael von Preußen, Time Traveller, Brigade Mascot and East German Teapot
Kame, Lord Fang and Bearer of the Nyoro~n
Azu-nyan, Loli in a Bag and Catgirl Wonder
Elrich von Richt, Alien Supercomputer, Meganekko and Covert Pervert
Utau, Homicidal Class President and AA+ Hottie
Nagato Yuki, Overmind Advisory and Stern Introvert
Alekhine, Ordinary Human, Errand Boy and Deadpan Snarker
and Those Two Guys That Shall Not Be Named