Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on May 19, 2013, 05:10:59 am
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Yeah, the pay is starting to suck and the boss is a bitch. Anything fun/interesting/good to know about the new world of bob?
Last time I played moon bases were still new. If I am to jump back into the swing of things, anything I should keep an eye out for or move to priority number 2 on the list of bob goals?
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LUE is a thorn in our sides.
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If moon bases were around then literally nothing has changed.
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Nothing new has come to the game since then? laaaaaame!
And I thought LUE was our brothers in arms...also thought they were destroyed in the last great war that I was around for.
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You never did reach your 0.0 Population Density. In fact no one has done it yet, so I doubt it's even possible.
Pussy.
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Oh its doable...its just the powers that run planet bob refuse to let it happen. Hence, every time I get close or get a good momentum going, they go and throw a wrench in my works.
Either some random rouge who attacks for no reason, and refuses to pay reps...but also KEEPS attacking after apologizing and saying he wont, even with the alliance backing me...
Or my nation getting deleted for inactivity, when its not even old enough have BEEN inactive that long...
The powers that run planet bob have seen me own enough land to rule every square inch of the world and moon. They are just afraid to let me keep the land and do as I wish.
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So you never found out who was really behind that attack?
lol
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I heard it was Kenny.
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I heard from GS that it was kenny
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Personally, I think that ZP040 should just take the position of being permanently "2 weeks from retirement" so that he can also say that.
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Personally, I think that ZP040 should just take the position of being permanently "2 weeks from retirement" so that he can also say that.
If he does that, I suggest a new avatar:
(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/6643-11055.jpg)
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danny glover is annoying
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There is a limit on how much land you can buy.
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lololol
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0 infra, 100k land.
Do it.
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Wait what? They have a limit on land now!?
I WAS hoping for something new in the game...but instead I find they restrict my main draw to the game. Screw that.
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Not like you were good enough to ever reach that limit, anyway.
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That is aside the point. They just slapped a limit on my thoughtfully limitless goal.
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It is limitless for a man without the will to try.
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I will sell you my land, Acadieman.
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I would only accept land as payment for anything.
...I wish that was an option.
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You know what is an option? Standing up, taking ALL the land, and laughing in admins face.
Well, at least it's an option for someone who grew a pair during puberty.
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Just how, pray tell, does one just take all the land from the admin? Se has special powers you know. Admin powers.
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By being a man. By doing that which has been deemed impossible. By letting no one tell you what you can or can not do.
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Is this what you tell yourself when you try to meet girls?
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I haven't gotten to the "try to meet" part yet....
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Ok I will walk you though the process, step by step:
1) let go of your penis.
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No.
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Well that ends my 100% guaranteed method for meeting chicks in 2 easy steps.
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Seems it wasn't very guaranteed, then.
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The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.
The real trick is in not charging anything in the first place. That way I don't have to give anything back in case of a claim like yours. My whole business model is built on this. I was going to IPO 6 months ago, but Facebook played interference.
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I can still sue you for damages, however.
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Not really, I am headquartered in the Cayman Islands for just that eventuality.
Maybe you could save yourself all the angst and just let go of your dick. I am sure your dick would be grateful.
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As an American citizen, I'll just accuse you of a serious tax crime and we'll just extradite you back here so I can sue you.
And no. Fuck you for that terrible idea.
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You can't extradite me. I have Antarctican citizenship, bitch.
Obviously there is a market for "10 easy steps to letting go of your penis, from time to time".
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Well, depends on what part of Antarctica you are from. Chile claims part of it, and as a Chilean, I will just have you extradited there where you will even have less of a chance.
And your book sounds worse than Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray combined which is why I'm sure women loved reading it.
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Yeah, women with dicks love my books. That's why I recommended that you read it.
As a true Antarctican, I dispute Chile's claim. No extradition will be possible. If you capture me, my passage through your courts will be governed by the Geneva Convention. Boiy.
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No one gives a shit whether you want to or not, you will be extradited. We'll accuse you of war crimes and get you that way. Worked for Bush and it will work for me.
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You and what army?
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The Army of the Supreme Sides of the Eastern Saddles (ASSES) is all I will need to win this battle.
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Saddle up, bitch. I have the Army of the Thousand Emperors. They will eat your army.
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but...if your army already ate, why would they want to eat more?
Plus, I dont know if feeding your army 'asses' is such a good idea. Might stunt them somehow in the long run.
Id propose just being nice and fattening his army up, so they become fat.
All along the side, buy out all airline companies, so you can charge double seats for each fat ass. Gouge him in his wallet.
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Zeep, your advice, while helpful, implies that the ATE can't do the job without resorting to underhanded, Fabian tactics. To add insult, you don't offer to put any of your own blood on the line. So, why don't you just go fuck your hat and stay out of Leo's illegal incursion into the international territories of Antarctica?
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Army of nobles who you expect to take orders from a pleb such as yourself? lol
And thank you for the idea, Zeep, I shall now starve GS into my hands.
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You've got me. I am starving for a witty opponent.
But not into your hands. God, not into your hands.
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Im not the one waging war on leo, hence why I didnt offer any of my blood.
Plus, you dont want my blood anywhere near Leo. He reacts...unusual...around it...
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Did I hear Zeep blood?
*buys all the prime rib and a new pair of overalls*
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Im not the one waging war on leo, hence why I didnt offer any of my blood.
Plus, you dont want my blood anywhere near Leo. He reacts...unusual...around it...
Ok, so how about you keep your worthless advice and your wierdass cajun blood, and lend me indirect support? Pretend to be bleeding behind that huge tree in your yard, and when Leo goes for it, my penguins will flank him.
Why is it so hard to get the world to pay attention to my plight against the Leo the Unjust? Am I the only one who yearns for his ouster? Doesn't anyone else strive for his defenestration? Certainly I am no the only one who wants to (insert big word here) the savage Leo.
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Because you owe me money and the world knows it. I have even gotten the penguins to agree on allowing your extradition so that I can sue you.
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Because you owe me money and the world knows it. I have even gotten the penguins to agree on allowing your extradition so that I can sue you.
Everyone knows that Penguins are assholes. Do you really think I would trust them with my liberty? Hell, no.
Antarctica was only a staging post, and I am now on the moon. As I am its first citizen, I claim sovereignty, and will contest any landing with my huge army of powerful robots. Unless it is accompanied by women. Ha.
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Sorry, the moon is owned by America, hence the flag we put on it when we staked our claim.
Since you are now in America, I have presented my suite to the judge and he has deemed that there will be a trail for both civil and criminal penalties. As such, you may not leave the country and any attempts to do so will result in bondage.
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One of my robots ate your flag, and no one was there to stop him. That's the textbook definition of sovereignty. Without a monopoly on force, your courts hold no sway.
Also, my scientists, who are hot chicks, have discovered that the moon is indeed made of cheese. I have therefoe decreed that it is now enamed to "Grana Padano". Unfortunately, one of my asswipe robots forgot to bring the pasta, so I will have to extort the earth for some, under threat of orbital Grana Padano chunck bombardment.
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I'm going to need photographic proof of our flag's removal if you wish for me to believe you.
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As you can see, not a trace left anywhere:
(http://d1jqu7g1y74ds1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Full-Moon.jpg)
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Wrong side, moron.
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No it isn't. But just to be thorough, it ain't here either:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3b/Dark_Side_of_the_Moon.png/220px-Dark_Side_of_the_Moon.png)
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Sorry, I'm looking for the dusk side. The one where the Cactaur mambos.
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The dusk side keeps moving further every day. like the women in your life.
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Can one move further than not here?
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On a sphere, one can only move away so far before one gets closer.
That's why all the women you know are moving to the Grana Padano.
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Wrong answer. The correct reply would have been: "they can move to not there either."
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Captain, we appear to be approaching the event horizon.
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Half impulse. Shields up.
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Belay that order. Raising shields could be taken as hostile. Let's do this black hole bareback.
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... Let's do this black hole bareback.
Famous last words.
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^Agreed, never enter a black hole without protection. You don't want to have another baby momma all up in your grill trying to get child support.
Now stop arguing with your commanding officer and do as you have been told: shields up, just get the tip in there.
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Captain, do you really want to penetrate the event horizon? How will we pull ourselves back out?
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Let us just start with the tip. We'll totally take it slow.
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Ok here goes.
You can start calling my name anytime now.
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It's a real tight fit to enter this vertical horizon. We need more thrusther power, Scotty.
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My name is not Scotty.
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You also seem to have not seen what I did thar.
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WHERE is Zeep?
I'm calling together all RIders
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You also seem to have not seen what I did thar.
If you mean the typo, no I did not. My excuse is that I am travelling on business in Amsterdam, and got FUCKING high last night.
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Shush, Im the camera man. Camera men are usually not heard from.
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You also seem to have not seen what I did thar.
If you mean the typo, no I did not. My excuse is that I am travelling on business in Amsterdam, and got FUCKING high last night.
It was a great "typo" and you should appreciate it moar!
And Shy, Zeep is a pussy who's not willing to accomplish the quest he once so dearly sought after so many eons ago. RIders don't save pussies.
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You better not be trashtalking about Zeep aka Acadieman.
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Ya know leo...one of the reasons why im not going for it is just cause you keep saying stuff like that. Your reverse psychology is in fact, giving me reason NOT to play. Just cause I dont want the whole 'oh my reverse psychology worked' BS.
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Ya know leo...one of the reasons why im not going for it is just cause you keep saying stuff like that. Your reverse psychology is in fact, giving me reason NOT to play. Just cause I dont want the whole 'oh my reverse psychology worked' BS.
Wow. That sounds like a bullshit excuse for failing a legendary quest.
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Ya know leo...one of the reasons why im not going for it is just cause you keep saying stuff like that. Your reverse psychology is in fact, giving me reason NOT to play. Just cause I dont want the whole 'oh my reverse psychology worked' BS.
Who said my reverse psychology isn't working right now?
A Zeepless world is a conquerable world.
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Wow man, this is like, multiverse psychology. I just can't get my bearings. You guys are so fucking clever.
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That's what you are but what am I?
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STOP IT YOU ARE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT!
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Im rubber and leo is glue, whatever you say to me, sticks to leo.
BAM!
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Uh, who does it bounce off of before sticking to said Leo?
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It bounces off your mom's beautiful, jiggly tits.
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I second that.
X: Crunkas Mom...yum...
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Errr...
GS, not crunka...
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What if GS and Crunka are brothers?
Damn I would feel bad for Crunka....
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I already feel bad for crunka, and its not even true!
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Bad enough that I'm having sex with his mother on a biweekly basis.
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What's worst about it is that she is Gangs' mother too. And his sister. And he is my Dad. Oh, brother.