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Offline Kalon Q

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« on: December 25, 2009, 12:49:12 am »
Hello!  My name is Kalon Q Morgan!  Random Insanity is applicable to me!  It is now 0045 on Christmas morning and I am sitting in my zero-gravity lawn chair in the front yard and I have my hands full.  In my right, I am holding a shotgun loaded with buck-shot, hopeing to see something flying over my house led by a red light.  One good shot should stock my freezer for at least a year; one bad shot should get me enough coal to keep me warm all season.  Win-Win, I say.  In my left, egg-nog and malibu!  I love Christmas!
Maybe I will tell more later!

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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2009, 12:54:09 am »
And I'm assuming you are sitting under a parasol and have a laptop next to you on a small round stand with some ice cream next to that?

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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2009, 12:54:53 am »
ya i dont get it
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2009, 12:59:58 am »
Pffft, rednecks.

Hi.
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 01:13:18 am »
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ya i dont get it
red light = rudolph's nose
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2009, 01:23:00 am »
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ya i dont get it
red light = rudolph's nose
oooooooooo ok i get it.

i fucking love hunting but never had reindeer.

I jus cooked up Elk jerky last weekend, damn good.
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 02:07:19 am »

And I'm assuming you are sitting under a parasol and have a laptop next to you on a small round stand with some ice cream next to that?

A parasol would block my vision and most likely end up holy!
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« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 02:30:33 am »
Triviuum, where did you get that video of my sister?
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« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2009, 03:25:40 pm »
im jus one of those guys who like to sit outside of ppls house and watch them with a little camcorder.
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2009, 04:00:20 pm »
triviuum watches his mother undress!
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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2009, 04:02:12 pm »
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triviuum watches his mother undress!
and father
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2009, 07:03:51 pm »
I watch triviumm watch people.
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2009, 03:05:33 am »
I watch Tase do burnouts.
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2009, 04:25:09 am »
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im jus one of those guys who like to sit outside of ppls house and watch them with a little camcorder.
Btw, dont you still owe me those recording of Gangs's parents. o_0

Your mind-fucking ice cream is on your application topic...i dont feel like sending it in the mail so there

I hope you hae a great time...until then...we go hunting come new years!
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2009, 05:09:53 am »
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im jus one of those guys who like to sit outside of ppls house and watch them with a little camcorder.

We are twins; we always shared a room!  I never knew she was hot until I left home!  Now, visits are different!
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