if humans evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist

[Agent Lemon]

 

[undiscoveredbum]

Because we didn't evolve from monkeys

[Agent Lemon]

Exactly.

[Biff Webster]

Because both humans and monkeys evolved from promelons.

[Pterrydactyl]

Because

[Kenneth Kenstar]

If Dinosaurs really are extinct, than how come there are so many alligators


not that this is a bad thing, dinosaurs can fuck off

[Biff Webster]

Dinosaurs are for girls.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Dinosaurs are for girls.

[Cashflow]

Dinosaurs are for girls.

Dinosaurs are for girls.

I'd sure like to be a Dinosaurs than

[Leo]

Because monkeys are more adapted to live in certain environments.


Boom, roasted.

[Alfred von Tirpitz]

Monkey Tribe 1: Hey let us try that evolution thing, ya know, making tools and fire and walking upright..
Monkey Tribe 2: Nah.. not interested
Monkey Tribe 1: Dudes.. beer! evolution = beer!
Monkey Tribe 2: hmm... maybe...
Monkey Tribe 1: Dudes... pedicures and breast augmentation for females, shaved pits...
Monkey Tribe 2: Rule based sex? Jumping through Hoops? Monogamy? Give away half my trees when i want to bone another? No thanks!!!

Some made the wiser choice, as you can very well see.

[Buck Turgidson]

Monkeys are as evolved as humans.

Dinosaurs are birds.

Lemon Haze is a derivative of Super Skunk.

[Ogaden]

Counter argument: Monkeys evolved from humans who joined MK

[Cashflow]

Don't you know. the evolution theory keeps changing on a whim, first we were monkeys, now we share a common ancestor with sea kitten an apes, African gorillas in particual . And this all took place billions of years ago, with no evidence left over. It's all just sucked down on pure faith in Roman Catholic endorsed secular

Is this a new species a "longed necked" basking shark?


If evolution is your religion of choice beware of this site

Spoiler for Hiden:

http://healinghearts.5u.com/dino/evolutio.htm

[Buck Turgidson]

Bullshit.  Dinosaurs were not extinct 4 billion years ago, only 65 million.

The first picture could be a log.

The next 2 picures are of a grey whale, turned upside down.

The picture of Champ is a log.

The rotting carcass on the beach could be anything, including a sea lion.

The 2 hanging photos could be a whale, upside down - that's not a neck, it's a tail.

...etc

Why do creationists think that they don't have to prove anything, and yet only try to undermine science with piss-poor, half thought counter-arguments.  This is like debating freedom of speech with a fucking llama.

[morrison]

because they didnt evolve from but rather have a common ancestor and evolved on seperately. *feeds the troll*

[Alfred von Tirpitz]

If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution.  You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"

[Kenneth Kenstar]

If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution.  You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"

Actually, the Catholic Church does accept Evolution

[Cashflow]

Didn't realize that tails had eyes.

Could be anything except, a Dinosaur.

Evolutionists confuse theories with science, and raise more questions than their religion can answer.  A  monkey flinging feces is hardly a debate.

common ancestor? you mean Lucy lol

[Buck Turgidson]

Did you vote to round Pi to 3?