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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mia on October 22, 2011, 09:05:39 pm

Title: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Mia on October 22, 2011, 09:05:39 pm: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/10/21/anti-gay-right-wing-activist-linda-harvey-warns-parents-not-to-let-gay-doctors-and-nurses-treat-their-children/ (http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/10/21/anti-gay-right-wing-activist-linda-harvey-warns-parents-not-to-let-gay-doctors-and-nurses-treat-their-children/)

I can completely see this happening. Go to the doctor, they start asking you for your symptoms or your children's symptoms. First question out of your mouth, "Are you gay?" I wonder how one determines if the nurse or doctor is gay. Is it how they tilt their head, they walk or how tilted their name tag is? Maybe it is even how they measure your weight!
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 09:43:55 pm: Christ just look at her. If there was ever a picture of a classic lesbian, there it is. Not talking about mullet wearing dykes here.

This is just further proof that if god does exist, I want nothing to do with that sick bastard.
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 22, 2011, 10:41:57 pm: Quote from: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 09:43:55 pm
This is just further proof that if god does exist, I want nothing to do with that sick bastard.
That's not really fair. It's just christians you don't like, other gods seem to be ok in my eyes.
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Brian on October 22, 2011, 10:56:16 pm: why do people have such a problem with gays? seriously... like, if a guy wants to down some poll, whats so wrong with that...? its not like they are going to do it in front of you after handcuffing you to a bedpost or anything...

edit, i just listened to her actual thing on the radio, and that bitch is fucking pissing me off. When you choose a doctor, the only thing you should be concerned about is the ability of said dr or nurse to perform her duties. being gay has no effect whatsoever on your ability to be a fucking dr. Also, your telling your kids its not ok to be who you really are and that you must hide that from everyone no matter the consequences. this is BAD!

Edit #2 RAEG RAEG RAEG! that is all
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on October 22, 2011, 11:20:28 pm: Quote from: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 09:43:55 pm
Christ just look at her. If there was ever a picture of a classic MILF, there it is.
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 23, 2011, 02:12:34 am: I wonder what a gay doctor would have to do to be able to turn a child gay within the time it takes for a doctors visit. I always thought brainwashing took a decent amount of time. It seems to be a lifelong task for religion.
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 23, 2011, 06:42:38 am: Quote from: Thunder Strike on October 23, 2011, 02:12:34 am
I wonder what a gay doctor would have to do to be able to turn a child gay within the time it takes for a doctors visit. I always thought brainwashing took a decent amount of time. It seems to be a lifelong task for religion.
they offer them lollipops after a routine physical.
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Cashflow on October 23, 2011, 07:33:15 am: "What?" you don't want your daugher going to Dr. Rosie ?
(http://blogue.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rosie-odonnell-exit-to-eden.thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Jenne on October 23, 2011, 08:24:12 am: Quote from: Thunder Strike on October 23, 2011, 02:12:34 am
I wonder what a gay doctor would have to do to be able to turn a child gay within the time it takes for a doctors visit. I always thought brainwashing took a decent amount of time. It seems to be a lifelong task for religion.
The last dr visit I had, the guy fondled my penis and stuck a finger up my ass. Not saying he turned me or anything, but like cigarettes, you just gotta hook em when they are young.
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 23, 2011, 04:29:21 pm: See, as long as they aren't all up in my face about it I could care less what they want to do in private.

As for marriage, i'm not sure why they would want to make themselves miserable, but who cares. I mean, it's against certain religions, so just don't do it in one of their churches. If your not pissing someone off or directly screwing someone over (in a non-sexual way) I think you should be able to do pretty much close to whatever you want (with some exceptions).

That being said, there is a dark side to homosexuals. My roomate for example. He is a master of what he refers to as the ancient "gay magics". He uses them to cause chaos and destruction far and wide. I believe his current plan is world domination. We've tried to stop him, but he can fly and phase through walls so... it's fairly difficult...

Edit: I should probably throw the part of the bottom paragraph thats true in. Yes, my roomate is gay. And yes, he plans for world domination. But, instead of using magic, he's actually trying to make some sort of AI program as he's obsessed with portal
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Mia on October 23, 2011, 08:59:34 pm: Well I plan to take over the world and I am not gay. Soooo...
Title: Re: My child is injured, are you gay?
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 25, 2011, 04:56:38 pm: *turns head to the right and coughs*