too funy!

Flask

Old thread.

Age: 273 days.
Government: Revolutionary Government (the peons like it)
Religion: None (they like this)
Currency: Dongs
Team: Maroon
Infrastructure: 1,439.99
Technology: 301.87
Literacy Rate: 94.74%
Tax Rate: 28%
Area of influence: 771.830 mile diameter.
War/Peace: War
Resources: Gems, Sugar
Connected Resources: Aluminum, Cattle, Fish, Gems, Lead, Marble, Oil, Pigs, Spices, Sugar, Water, Wheat
Bonus Resources: Fast Food
Improvements: Banks: 4, Clinics: 2, Factories: 2, Harbors: 1, Hospitals: 1, Schools: 3, Stadiums: 5, Universities: 2
National Wonders: None
Environment: 2.00 (4.5 stars)
Senate Votes: 0
Strength: 12,768.845
Rank: #2,265 of 35,782 nations
Maroon Rank: #193 of 2709
RIA Rank: #6 of 148
Efficiency: 46.77
DEFCON: 5
Soldiers: 10,927 (all defending)
Tanks: 861
Aircraft: 1
Cruise Missiles: 0
Nukes: 0
Casualties: 78,257
Total toniculation: 23,514
Happiness: 36.70
Working Citizens: 15,999
Average Gross Income: $187.12 (A solid economy)
Average Income Taxes: $52.39
Projected Tax Money Tomorrow: $838,187.61
Current Money Available: $91,101.04
Total Money Tomorrow (pre-bills): $929,288.65
Tomorrow's Primary Spending Area: Infra.
Infrastructure Cost: $24,379.16 per level
Technology Cost: $64,149.60 per level
Land cost: $11,537.80 per mile
Events: Happiness -3 (exp. April 29); Happiness +2 (exp. May 9); Happiness -3 (exp. May 16); Happiness -3 (exp. May 18)

I'm pretty sure no one here's ever been in the military.

I, for one, would simply flee the country if a draft was ever enstated, let alone join of my own choice.

I do believe I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say that the :angry: smiley's text must be :((. This must be changed!

Yes.

That's three -3 happiness events. When will it end?!