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That's the last fucking time I take ibuprofen
« on: June 30, 2008, 12:11:50 am »
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 02:14:32 am »
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 07:51:46 am »
I don't think that ibuprofen is to blame for your anal bleeding.  Perhaps you should give up butt sex w/ no lube  
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 11:07:35 am »
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I don't think that ibuprofen is to blame for your anal bleeding.  Perhaps you should give up butt sex w/ no lube  

But I always use lube.
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 01:16:40 pm »
ive been getting alot of headaches lately cause of listening to my ipod with my new base-booster earphones. ive been taking ibprophen and i had noticed this, but i had no fucking clue wtf was going on, but i guess i do now >.O
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2008, 05:24:27 pm »
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ive been getting alot of headaches lately cause of listening to my ipod with my new base-booster earphones. ive been taking ibprophen and i had noticed this, but i had no fucking clue wtf was going on, but i guess i do now >.O


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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2008, 08:09:52 pm »
you dont like bleeding out your anus?
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2008, 09:24:59 pm »
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you dont like bleeding out your anus?

Not really.
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2008, 09:48:46 pm »
I've taken ibuprofen lots of times but it's never made my anus bleed.  Are you taking this pills orally or rectally.  If it is the latter, what delivery method are you using? Blowgun? Turkey baster?  Is there any history of anus bleeding in your family.  Perhaps you should call up grandma and grandpa to check.
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 10:13:01 pm »
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ive been getting alot of headaches lately cause of listening to my ipod with my new base-booster earphones. ive been taking ibprophen and i had noticed this, but i had no fucking clue wtf was going on, but i guess i do now >.O


I knew that by posting gross stuff on the internet I would eventually save somebody's life. I knew it.
its not like it was hurting or anything, its more like i wiped my ass after takin a shit and the toilet paper was turning red
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2008, 11:01:56 am »
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I've taken ibuprofen lots of times but it's never made my anus bleed.  Are you taking this pills orally or rectally.  If it is the latter, what delivery method are you using? Blowgun? Turkey baster?  Is there any history of anus bleeding in your family.  Perhaps you should call up grandma and grandpa to check.


Orally. That's the way you are supposed to take them, right? Anyway, it seems that it only causes things like that on a few people. I guess that makes me special.



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ive been getting alot of headaches lately cause of listening to my ipod with my new base-booster earphones. ive been taking ibprophen and i had noticed this, but i had no fucking clue wtf was going on, but i guess i do now >.O


I knew that by posting gross stuff on the internet I would eventually save somebody's life. I knew it.
its not like it was hurting or anything, its more like i wiped my ass after takin a shit and the toilet paper was turning red

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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2008, 12:11:46 pm »
Wasn't there a news story a long time ago where a bunch of bottles of generic pain/sinus medications were recalled because they contained bits of razor blades within the capsules and the cotton that you first pull out of the bottle? >_>
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2008, 12:44:36 pm »
i dont know but that makes me afraid O.O
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