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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on January 09, 2012, 03:30:40 pm

Title: Hear that one story?
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on January 09, 2012, 03:30:40 pm

About the mortician who got pregnant from one of her clients?

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524 (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524)

I wonder if that kid had a hankering for brains when s/he was born.

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: dester55 on January 09, 2012, 03:40:38 pm

nevermind, misread date....

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 09, 2012, 10:13:17 pm

What the? For real? Is that even possible?

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: Electric Mango on January 09, 2012, 10:32:52 pm

There is no way this is real.  I can see a man having sex with a dead woman, because face it, men will have sex with anything, but a woman can get laid whenever she wants and would not have to resort to fucking dead men.  Also, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that your ability to ejaculate ceases once you are dead. 

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 10, 2012, 12:04:30 am

look at the other news stories; it's a fake news site.

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: —- on January 10, 2012, 12:05:54 am

Eeegh, Seriously a trip to Spencer's would do everyone some good here. Would never resort to that.

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: C-zom on January 10, 2012, 12:35:01 am

The Spencer's at my mall is really creepy. Old, old stoner dads hang out there. :X

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: Brian on January 10, 2012, 12:46:24 am

i take it spencers is a sex store where you guys live... cuz spencers is a gift store with like puzzles and stuff here in the Midwest.... we have Dr. Johns for all our sex store needs...

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: —- on January 10, 2012, 12:58:18 am

lol, Dr. Johns.

Yeah it's a sex store, kinda. Nothing really hot going on in there, I'm sure there's much cooler places in the city. Everything's different in the midwest. I'll be in the cornfields in a year and a half.

Title: Re: Hear that one story?
Post by: Jenne on January 10, 2012, 07:38:04 am

Quote from: Brian on January 10, 2012, 12:46:24 am

i take it spencers is a sex store where you guys live... cuz spencers is a gift store with like puzzles and stuff here in the Midwest.... we have Dr. Johns for all our sex store needs...

Go check out the back of the store.  They all have a section selling lubes and edible panties and shit like that.  No crazy stuff like you would get at a real porn store, but they still have it.