Sounds quite interesting. I'd definitely read it.

Can I be in the play? I'd be one of those extremely stupid guards (i.e. the ones that turn around when you make a loud noise and go to check it out, but then once you hide, they just go back to their assigned posts with their back to where the sound came from)... That eventually determines the outcome of the story (i.e. C-Zom has Damen in the sights of a gigantic super-weapon that will vaporize him. A few more seconds and Damen will be done for. But at that moment, Normandy bursts in saying "Sir! Intruders spotted! Hey! There's the intruder! Do you know him from college or something?" and using the confusion, Damen breaks free).

Thank god I'm a genius that can read bad grammar. Here's the translation.

Yeah I did not spell that right. So I'm making a chotonicte space marine army (Newbie knows what I'm talking about). It will be about 100 men strong, made completely of chotonicte with a hard outer candy shell that will be made of edible paint. Yum.

I'm sorry but I could not translate the last sentence.

So what's the point of this topic?

Moderately funny agreed. Go Nerd Humor!!!

In my opinion Sea Monsters are exaggerations. Not huge exaggerations necessarily. I mean if you think about it, most of these creatures were documented in the Middle Ages, when people still didn't know that there were more than a few types of fish. Now we know hundreds of thousands of different species of fish.

The only thing that doesn't count is the Loch Ness Monster (and all similar monsters, i.e. Champ). In my opinion there are wayyy too many hoaxers, which cause the credible witnesses to be shrouded.

How to immunitize yourself from draft: Get a scholarship! Even a 10$ grant from McDonalds will do.

It's in the Bill of Rights that people with scholarships cannot be drafted   . Or atleast something like that.

You know it's a proven scientific fact that idiots will soon take over the world... It's quite simple really: Idiots reproduce more. So every nerd that you see (including me) for we are a dying kind!

You can't blame Bush for the Iraq war! You're kind of forgetting something... You know... With the planes... And those two towers in lower Manhattan... and the effects still felt today... And the widely believed government conspiracy theories... You know...

If you think about it sure Bush had beef with Iraq, but that was not the only thing. Sure we needed oil, but if we truly wanted oil, would we be trying to make Iraq work on its own? Why do you think we don't turn Iraq into a protectorate like Cuba or something? Plus nobody in the government (outside of government agencies... But does it really matter? They don't make any important decisions anyways) has enough foresight to make a long-winded plan to get America more oil AND evade all the red tape in the process...

In my opinion, Mercs aren't that bad... It's just a way to make a living... But then again some people [politicians] make a living by arguing about healthcare (among other matters)... I'd say it's just a necessary evil.

I like my buttsecks game more

You leave me confused... What buttsecks game?

"And so, the journey of the pants begins all over again" ~Numerous whale documentaries
"Experience the majesty of planet pants in full HD" ~Discovery Channel's Planet Earth series
"I will be pants!" ~Douglas McArthur
"Sex for breakfast, pants for dinner" ~Err... One of those women in one of those James Bond Movies (think it was Die Another Day?)
"I like my pants game better" ~Chaos Poet

Wow and I thought I was the only one who thought of things like that... But very interesting...

You may all remember me for starting the "Word Association Game". Now enter the game that runs parallel to said game, the "Pants Game". How to play?

Take a famous quote:
"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" ~Iosef Stalin

Then replace one (or any uneeded words i.e. the, a, that) word with pants or any form of pants (i.e. pant). Feel free to change the grammar around just a little bit to make your quote make a little more sense, but try to keep it as close to the original as possible:
"One death is a tragedy, a million pants is a statistic" ~Iosef Stalin

Feel free to post as many as you like, and remember, just because a quote was used before doesn't mean it can't be used again:
"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths are pants" ~Iosef Stalin.

Anyways, here's a few more quotes.

"Something tells me we're not in pants anymore Toto!" ~The Wizard of Oz
"We come in pants" ~Common Alien Saying
"We have nothing to fear but pants itself!" ~Franklin D. Roosevelt