Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon

[Fake from State Jarm]

Make any salmon taste great, even if it's not fresh. takes 5 mins (+ time of cooking salmon, which I usually do on low heat)


requires:

lettuce, mayo, salt, lemon juice, and some cayenne powder (optional)

1. cut the lettuce into thin strips. at least 2 handfuls. I use scissors (clean, not rusty). Avoid cutting yourself with scissors. the butter lettuce I use often comes in small pieces, or you can just buy shredded lettuce.

2. mix lettuce in bowl with few gobs of mayo (I also use low fat here) and a squirt of lemon juice,  and add salt/pepper to taste. note that the cayenne is very powerful, more than a pinch and you won't be able to taste anything else.

3. apply to salmon. open mouth. apply salmon to face. tastes kind of like a big mac. also is low carb. if you get a really healthy brand of mayo, the whole thing is healthy.

you are now a cook and women love you. tip: use a fancier name for it if you feed it to a woman.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I'm going to try this next time with cod, and regular black pepper. I've been looking for something to make cod taste less like meaty paper.

[Ogaden]

Ooh nice, I should post recipes, I have a great spaghetti meatballs recipe

[Arsenal 10]

Why would you want to make salmon taste like a big mac? Salmon is already delicious.

[Fake from State Jarm]

Why would you want to make salmon taste like a big mac? Salmon is already delicious.

that was mainly for humor. it tastes better than a big mac imo. but it works for salmon that isn't fresh, which isn't so delicious

[Gangs]

Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

[Buck Turgidson]

Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

Anyone interested in an easy Indian can find one above.

[Gangs]

Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

Anyone interested in an easy Indian can find one above.

Hey man, I'm high fucking maintenance! It takes a lot of work to get with this spicy, brown, holy goddess-cow cake!

[Leo]

Gangs, Snowbound told me that you once slept with him because he accidentally made eye contact. You are incredibly easy, even for an Indian.

[Fake from State Jarm]

MODS



my thread is infested

[Gangs]

Gangs, Snowbound told me that you once slept with him because he accidentally made eye contact. You are incredibly easy, even for an Indian.

NO one sleeps with anyone with just EYE contact.
For a wave though...maybe.

EDIT: Seriously, I'm not easy...

MODS



my thread is enlightened

fixed

[Buck Turgidson]

Wow. I stepped away from this thread for 24 hours, and look how it has grown. Wow.

[Arsenal 10]

Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

If any of that comes out a can, then no.

[Leo]

Wow. I stepped away from this thread for 24 hours, and look how it has grown. Wow.

Look at how gangs has grown since you returned, if you catch my drift, wink wink, nudge nudge, saynomore saynomore.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I cannot

[Leo]

Just look a little closer. Indians have small penises so even when erect, they can be hard to see.

[Fake from State Jarm]

no, I meant









as in










further clarification

Spoiler for Hiden:

[Gangs]

Just look a little closer. Indians have small penises so even when erect, they can be hard to see.

Stop it leo, you know you cant just keep me forever.

I have intellectual pursuits and whatnot...

[Gangs]

Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

If any of that comes out a can, then no.

Uh no...

[Fake from State Jarm]

I'm interested in asian cooking in general, but the main reason I got into cooking is because of a very restrictive diet, so I am finding unusual/obscure ingredients to make things taste good

most general food categories contain things I avoid... although I still eat beef