This is a quote from my blog.

[Ananegg]

After work I stopped by a store down here and as I walked to the counter I met...her. The perfect girl. Long blonde hair, great body and wearing the shirt with the NES cartridge on it that says "Blow me". We started talking and hit off. She's in to anime video games and she's part polish. We spent the rest of the day together and as we walked down the moonlit path at Carribian Beach, I turned to her looked her deep in the eyes and said "So I heard you like mudkips." She looked back and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rareBut I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[zblewski]

True Love.