The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[J Lecks]

Granted, now wherever you go the weather is 10-degrees below with tornadoes.

I wish for a nap today!

[Becks For Dinner]

Granted, but it only last for 5 seconds before you are woken by a terribly loud noise.

I wish I had more energy.

[Denon333]

Granted, but it is nuclear fission, which could explode in your face anytime

I wished I had a more free government in Singapore.

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. But them the goverment becomes too free and everyone starts running rampant everywhere causing chaos =P

I wish i had the ability to know if someone is lying.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but now you know the ugly ugly truth, yes your penis is inadequate and no, it's not normal to cum after 2 pumps.

I wish I had penis' on my hand instead of fingers.

[Denon333]

Granted, but no one dates you as you look like a freak.

I wished the whole world had a green economy.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, soon the world is a peaceful place, we give up our guns to plant flowers, pollution is a thing of the past. That is til the aliens invade and ra pe our puppies.

I wish I could poop green delicious jello

[Leo]

Granted, but it's green shit flavored.

I wish Mango would love me.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, I do love you, but my love is a smothering love.  Once I have you I will only want more of you.  You will be mine and only mine.  I am also a cruel lover.  I will dominate you, you will suffer under me, it will not be enjoyable for you. 



I also have aids.


I wish Leo was ruler of the RIA.

[king pajuga]

granted  however he takes you up on your offer. and now you are his queen. and you must have on nine inch heals and red lipstick all the time.

I wish I had a way of traveling through time.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but it's only a one time trip back to this very moment from the 80's. 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoDsbSOE_j8" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoDsbSOE_j8</a>

  thought you would like this, judging by your avatar.


I wish my dog would quit licking his huge balls so much.

[Isaac Matthew]

granted, but then he starts licking your tiny balls...                                         I wish learning to play the guitar wasnt so dang hard...

[Becks For Dinner]

It's not, but it becomes much harder when you lose your hands in a terrible accident.

I wish junk food was healthy and healthy food was bad for you.

[king pajuga]

granted you get  Twinkies for supper "that's good" and someone sticks a carrot up your ass "that's bad"

wish I had a monster truck so I could run over cars leaving work to go home

[Denon333]

Granted, but you do that on the road, and you get arrested.

I wish that the global government thing become practical to practice, ensuring liberty instead of too much security.

[Electric Mango]

Granted but then you die shortly after getting recruited the next day.

I wish girls would likee for something besides my smoking hot abs. 

[Leo]

Granted, you gain an awesome ass, but your abs disappear and you become fat.

I wish being leader of the RIA came with more power.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, you enjoy omnipotant power, the world is yours to rule as you se fit. But with great power comes great responsibility, and let's be honest, that's not your cup o tea chap. You hang yourself with a pair of dirty jockeys in shame.


I wish someone would tell me I have nice eyes. 

[Denon333]

Granted, provided that person was in haluccination! Then the police take you away in suspicion that you gave that person drugs.

I wished that there was going to be no 2012 fantsy so that if it really comes, I don't worry.

[Becks For Dinner]

Granted, there will be nothing major to happen in 2012, 2011 will be a bitch though, complete with avalanches, earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, oil spills, zombies, ninja midgets, vampire bunny rabbits, werewolves, alien invasions, and men being born with no genitals.

I wish it were 2013.