Author Topic: OMFG (Read 2101 times)

Jac · « **on:** March 30, 2009, 03:43:45 pm »

The guy who does the ShamWow commercials (aka Vince Shlomi) got arrested after punching a hooker in the face..... wow. This actually happen a while back, feb.. 7 from what I've seen.

ShamWow HookerPunch

DrunkWino · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:47:10 pm »

There needs to be a fighting game with a special finisher called The ShamWow HookerPunch.

Leo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:51:53 pm »

That's a pretty cool name to win with.

Untelligent · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2009, 06:24:17 pm »

How long before the ShamWow guy becomes the new Dell Dude?

sircrimson · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:17:29 pm »

SHAAAMWOOW HOOKER PUNCH !!!

in Dragon ball z style

Note: I hate dragon ball Z...

Leo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:06:11 pm »

For some reason, I doubt that.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:13:58 pm »

pretty great. if he's telling the truth she deserved it. he should give hooker-handling safety lessons

DrunkWino · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:14:52 pm »

I was thinking more like Street Fighter. Guile winds up, shouts "SHAM-WOWWWWWW HOOKERPUNCH," and punches Chun-Li right in the face.

Leo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:16:22 pm »

I'd pay to see Chun-Li naked if she was hot in real life.

DrunkWino · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:17:40 pm »

It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:17:46 pm »

I envisioned a mortal kombat fatality that starts with handing over booze, money, kissing, struggling while kissing, repeated uppercuts while struggling while kissing, and then police sirens with cops handcuffing both perps and walking them off screen. FLAWLESS VICTORY

Leo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:27:23 pm »

Quote from: DrunkWino

It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.

Nothing wrong with big tits.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:46:37 pm »

I think he was remarking on the fact she has huge thighs more then huge tits. Or she has a small head.

DrunkWino · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:48:27 pm »

No, it's the huge thighs thing.

/which is strangely erotic in a cartoon broad.

Arsenal 10 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:51:53 pm »

Quote from: Leo

Quote from: DrunkWino
It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.
Nothing wrong with big tits.

More than a handful is just a waste..

DrunkWino · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:53:09 pm »

Quote from: Arsenal 10

Quote from: Leo
Quote from: DrunkWino
It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.
Nothing wrong with big tits.
More than a handful is just a waste..

Get bigger hands.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:20:04 am »

well the dudes have huge arms and shit, maybe they were trying to make her look buff without making the upper half look like a body builder. like, I guess, she uses steroids on her hips. lol

which would make it scary going down on her

DrunkWino · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2009, 09:08:58 am »

Quote from: llamavore

which would make it scary going down on her

"Oh God! Oh God! Yes! Yes! YES! OH FUCK YES! RIGHT THERE! DON'T STOP..."

*crunch*

"Oh FUCK! I smashed another guy's skull! DAMMIT!"

Pterrydactyl · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:54:14 pm »

I heard this was all a setup arranged by the Oxyclean guy.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2009, 06:33:19 pm »

yeah billy mays and some other infomercial guy are getting a tv show. No lie. I think it's on discovery. CHRIST

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