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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: 1ofkind on July 30, 2009, 04:18:18 pm

Title: It's Offical
Post by: 1ofkind on July 30, 2009, 04:18:18 pm

I'm an official employee of the United States Defense Department.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: tlamn on July 30, 2009, 04:31:05 pm

Quote from: 1ofkind

I'm an official employee of the United States Defense Department.

*Finally*. Now you can get us those nuke codez.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Flask on July 30, 2009, 05:00:19 pm

Quote from: 1ofkind

I'm an official employee of the United States Defense Department.

In the mail room.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Thunder Strike on July 30, 2009, 06:22:53 pm

Scary

Title: It's Offical
Post by: crazyisraelie on July 30, 2009, 06:31:29 pm

What position?

Title: It's Offical
Post by: C-zom on July 30, 2009, 08:32:44 pm

Thats pretty cool actually

Title: It's Offical
Post by: In Spades on August 01, 2009, 10:11:53 am

Welcome to the world of being shat on, on a daily basis. But at least access to a commissary has its benefits. I was tired of paying food taxes anyway.
 
PS: contractor, civi, or mil?

Title: It's Offical
Post by: DrunkWino on August 02, 2009, 07:37:32 pm

Quote from: In Spades

Welcome to the world of being shat on, on a daily basis. But at least access to a commissary has its benefits. I was tired of paying food taxes anyway.

I was gonna go with that. I think it's getting better though. Last time I asked federal employees had gotten down to filling out three forms before going to the bathroom. That's from five forms and a committee decision.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on August 03, 2009, 09:07:25 am

The government does two things really well: build roads and make a great army.

I'm glad yo wit ta army.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 04, 2009, 11:28:59 am

Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx

The government does two things really well: build roads and make a great army.

I'm glad yo wit ta army.

Hey, I think our postal system works pretty damn well too.  And another thing...  No wait that's it.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Leo on August 04, 2009, 11:42:18 am

Except the postal system is in debt and has to keep raising stamp prices since they forgot about inflation for the past few decades.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 04, 2009, 02:18:26 pm

and all this could be fixed if we just make healthcare universal.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Jenne on August 04, 2009, 02:30:56 pm

But how can we trust the gov't the run our healthcare when they can't even predict a cash for clunkers program.

God people are fucking sheep.  Let's all pile on the band wagon and bash the government for creating a program that works too well.  The fucking gene pool needs lot more chlorine.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 04, 2009, 02:33:11 pm

I was being sarcastic.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Jenne on August 04, 2009, 02:36:17 pm

Quote from: llamavore

I was being sarcastic.

Clearly.  Twas not a shot at you.

Title: It's Offical
Post by: Popsicle on August 10, 2009, 06:06:56 pm

No matter what you do, The toniculation will never be truly happy with the goverment.