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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:48:16 pm »
If it compromised said ability, would you have the kind of emotional intelligence to demonstrate such restraint?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:28:15 am »
If I had  problem with it, would you be sensitive enough to acknowledge my feelings on an emotional level?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:40:51 am »
So you the one asking questions around here now?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:26:40 am »
Who asked you?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:11:08 am »
Ok, Llamavore 2.0 will be put down on only 1 condition. That Llamavore returns.

Otherwise, I will dedicate myself to unravelling his legacy, such is my love and wish for his return.

When this alliance's yearly new member looks back and sees references to Llamavore, he/she will think that people are referring to me. And the war with Holy Ruler. And gangbanging Mia with Leo and Gangs.

Is this what you really want, Llama one?

And, if Llamavore returns, I will put GS to bed for good and all.

You have 24 hours to respond, unless that's not convenient and you would like me to start the process.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:43:53 pm »
I just upped the ante.

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Random lnsanity / A solution to the ISIS problem
« on: November 01, 2014, 07:43:04 pm »
After spending a lot of time drinking alone in the dark and thinking about this, I think I have a practical solution to the ISIS problem.

The fundamental problem is how to separate the fighters from the civilians.

The land that they have occupied is basically the waterways of the Tigris and the Euphrates and everything in between. However, that does not include the sources of the two rivers (they are in Turkey and Jordan, I believe), nor their common exit to the sea. The land even a few tens of klicks from the rivers are desert (not counting irrigated land). This dictates their future moves, since the most precious resource for their survival is water, not oil. They will need access to the sea to import and export goods, and as you will now see, they will need to control the sources for security reasons.

I propose that we introduce an incredible quantity of tranquilizer or THC into their water supply. It would have to be non-lethal, available in sufficient quantity for prolonged seeding, and stable at the natural temperature of the water. And tasteless. It should take time to build up in your system, and take something like 4-5 days of drinking to suddenly take effect. It should also be long acting, putting people to sleep for something like 3-4 days.

Once administered, you would just march in, remove anyone holding a gun, and in confinement continue to give them the same water when they wake up, in faster acting doses until all the good guys you knocked out with them can be separated as you identify everyone.

As ISIS fighters are identified, you place them in a huge, enclosed, self governed colony wired with web cams, and using tethered drones to web cast their every waking moment to the world. Then let everyone see how a colony of testosterone-poisoned men age together without the company of women.

To make it economically viable, you sell the webcast access, and do pay per view events. Something like dropping an AK47 into the colony, loaded with blanks that look indistinguishable from blanks. I know that this all sounds like the movie Absolom with Ray Liotta, but that's fine. The you have another event where you drop a clip with live rounds and watch the fun. How about dropping a copy of Hustler? Or a copy of Gent with some bare-asses muscle man wearing only chaps on the cover. Wouldn't you pay a buck to watch that for an hour?

Do you think that this would present any ethical issues? Would it be a positive step toward comprehensive peace in the middle east?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: November 01, 2014, 03:03:48 am »

bring back llamavore 1.0 dammit, he was the bsst

The Poll above clearly shows a preference for version 2.0. Maybe your taste needs an update too.

the true llamavore will not return until the imposter is removed by the faithful

No amout of beads, chanting, and not showering will bring him back as long as 2.0 is here.

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 31, 2014, 11:31:09 am »
For shit's sake, I read this goram topic again.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:14:00 am »
Ok, unless we get more input, I will have to keep this shit up.

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Random lnsanity / Is it time to retire Llamavore 2.0?
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:20:47 am »
Well, what do you think? Have I honoured Llamavore enough? I would like to be crude again, but I really can't do that in this guise...

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Spam / Re: race to 20 balillion pages.
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:10:13 am »
Yeah. Says the guy who can't even count to 1 balillion.

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 27, 2014, 11:56:23 am »
Never mind the bollocks.

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:51:40 pm »
sab

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 26, 2014, 07:13:27 am »
Soy estupido

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 26, 2014, 02:44:31 am »
Peri-peri sauce.

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 25, 2014, 12:42:27 pm »
oh crap I saw it again.

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Random lnsanity / Re: I have wasted my life.
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:08:53 am »
At least people like you. I have been here for almost as long and no one loves me at all. :facepalm:

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Random lnsanity / Re: post here anytime you read this topic title
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:03:54 am »
I have nothing to post at this time.

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Spam / Re: race to 20 balillion pages.
« on: October 22, 2014, 04:14:54 pm »
10000 is so 2012. We count to balillions now.

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