You may all remember me for starting the "Word Association Game". Now enter the game that runs parallel to said game, the "Pants Game". How to play?

Take a famous quote:
"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" ~Iosef Stalin

Then replace one (or any uneeded words i.e. the, a, that) word with pants or any form of pants (i.e. pant). Feel free to change the grammar around just a little bit to make your quote make a little more sense, but try to keep it as close to the original as possible:
"One death is a tragedy, a million pants is a statistic" ~Iosef Stalin

Feel free to post as many as you like, and remember, just because a quote was used before doesn't mean it can't be used again:
"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths are pants" ~Iosef Stalin.

Anyways, here's a few more quotes.

"Something tells me we're not in pants anymore Toto!" ~The Wizard of Oz
"We come in pants" ~Common Alien Saying
"We have nothing to fear but pants itself!" ~Franklin D. Roosevelt