The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[king maguga]

Granted, but they have changed the rules and now permabanned means you get to stay on all of IRC!


      I wish darth vader tap danced all his fight seens while chewy slugged down whisky in disgust,
      and cp30 moonwalked across the seen every once in a while with r2d2 following behind him.   

[Snowbound Milk]

This wish does not need to be granted, as they already do this but you are too stupid to realize this.

I wish I had four pennies.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but they're counterfeit and the government arrest you and puts you in jail for 25 years.

I wish for raining fried chicken.

[Snowbound Milk]

BAAWWWW

Granted, but it's also raining boiling hot grease, make the most of this.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

[Kyrotsugi]

granted, too bad gargling mentos and coke is not the way to get rid of it

I wish, I wish with all my heart; to fly with dragons in a land apart

[Rorick]

granted, they eat you when they realize that you are tasty and go well with ketchup.

I wish I could have corrupted SM's wish.

[Kyrotsugi]

granted, but your corruption comes out worse than mine did

I wish I had a pony

[Snowbound Milk]

Partially granted, as you only get it's head on the foot of your bed when you wake up in the morning.

I wish Rorick had corrupted my wish.

[Rorick]

Denied! I can't corrupt the above wish or It wouldn't be corrupted.

I wish I wasn't going insane.

[Jenne]

Granted.  But you realize just how boring life is without a bit of insanity and become suicidal. 

I wish my lawn would mow itself, but I still get the exercise benefits.

[Snowbound Milk]

granted, but it also mows other peoples lawns and you don't get money or thanks for it.

I wish I had another of these:

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but its just the can filled w/ horse sperm.

I wish for teh Giant Magical Churro.

[Jenne]

Granted, but it turns itself into a donkey, enslaves you and forces you to perform at the dirtiest donkey show in Tijuana.

I wish I could poop outside and someone else would clean it up.

[Pattara]

granted, but now you're a dog.

i wish i still have my 32 GB micro sdhc.

[king maguga]

Granted, you still have it but it's broken
 


I wish that there was no such thing as computer viruses!   

[Kyrotsugi]

granted, now they are real viruses that cause you to randomly go to sleep and announce spam at random moments

I wish my feet did not hurt

[Leo]

Granted, but you no longer have feet.

I wish Kyro had feet.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now they hurt.

I wish I had the power of Geass.

[king maguga]

Granted, but the only thing you do with that power is eat ice cream really fast!
   

         I wish obama was the president of anywhere except the usa!

[Rorick]

Granted, now his in in control of all countries except the USA as a communist dictator, and then he invades the US and takes it over, now he isn't the president of the USA, he is the "President" of UWCN(United World Communist Nation). Let us begin the rebellion.

I wish Viper's Geass had all the Geass powers.