Me and Twilight on MSN about 2 weeks ago.
Jarrett says:
<.< Time to organize my bookmarks
I have too much stuff
.Smith says:
Haha me too.
Jarrett says:
I'm gonna put them in folders
.Smith says:
That's what I did!
Jarrett says:
Brandon Smith!
.Smith says:
Ah! Jarrett Something!
Jarrett says:
>_< MY BUTT HURTS!
GAH! IT HURTS WHEN I SNEEZE! >_<
.Smith says:
Hmmm... That is just odd.
Jarrett says:
OMG! They have an arcade
.Smith says:
=O
Jarrett says:
THAT IS AWESOME! Plus they have a wiki
.Smith says:
WIKI!!!
Jarrett says:
I love Snowdust
My bookmarks are organized again
o_O
They either have alot of board members or they just generate random numbers
.Smith says:
Whys?
Jarrett says:
I have number 726
<_<
O_O
They have that many members
=O!
.Smith says:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Jarrett says:
YES!
.Smith says:
HOLY fark!
Jarrett says:
CHECK IT OUT!
.Smith says:
Too lazy.
Jarrett says:
-_-
Fine I'll make a screenshot
.Smith says:
Ok! =D
Jarrett says:
I'm going to edit it so that it stands out
.Smith says:
Ok.
Jarrett says:
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/Cy...r/insanemem.jpg.Smith says:
damn... that's a lot.
Jarrett says:
Hell yeah
O_O You can favorite the arcade games so you can access them from your profile
.Smith says:
Let's kill them all.
Jarrett says:
<_< I declare toast on them
.Smith says:
Toast?!
Jarrett says:
THIS. IS....not toast! This is Sparta not toast! Someone get me some toast!
.Smith says:
ok.
Jarrett says:
o_O
There is a smooth
o_O
Oh crap
.Smith says:
Oh noes!
Jarrett says:
<.< That's gonna cause some problems
.Smith says:
Is it now?
Jarrett says:
It might
Considering how 2 members have almost exactly the same name
.Smith says:
Jarrett says:
! They have street fighter
.Smith says:
NO WAY!
Jarrett says:
YA WAY!
I friggin love this
.Smith says:
O RLY?
Jarrett says:
YA RLY!
.Smith says:
NO WAI!
Jarrett says:
YA WAI!
.Smith says:
Enough of these shenanigans.
I'm hungry, Let's go get some pizza, I'll pay!
Jarrett says:
I'll drive!
*gets in the Peugeot Elixir*
.Smith says:
I refuse to step in there.
Jarrett says:
Why?
.Smith says:
Cause it's grey.
Jarrett says:
<_<
*paints it red*
.Smith says:
Ok, let's roll.
Jarrett says:
*dramatic drive*
.Smith says:
Watch out for the cat!
Wait... Don't watch out for it!
STEP ON THE GAS!!!
Jarrett says:
*steps on it*
WOOOOOH!
*reaches 400 KM/H
.Smith says:
AHHHHH!! MY EYES ARE COMING OUT MY EARS!! SLOW DOWN!!
Jarrett says:
*slows down to 200 KM/H*
.Smith says:
There better... Did we hit the cat or not?
Jarrett says:
I can't tell. Go out and check
.Smith says:
Well stop the car.
Jarrett says:
<.< Darn I thought you wouldn't catch that! *puts away video camera*
*stops completely*
.Smith says:
*opens door and walks towards where he thinks the cat was*
Uh... I found a whole lot of guts, but I dunno if it's cat guts. Come taste!
Jarrett says:
Eww hell naw!
.Smith says:
Fine, I will. Bastard... *gets on road and licks unidentified guts*
*walks back to car wiping off tongue* Yup, those are definitely cat guts. HIGH FIVE!
Jarrett says:
*Slaps you some skin*
.Smith says:
Oh yeah! But now I'm not all that hungry... Wanna go hit homeless people with sticks?
Jarrett says:
Sure! We can do it GTA style
.Smith says:
Oh yeah! Let's go to the park. Drive!
Jarrett says:
*hops back into the car and drives off*
.Smith says:
*yelling* You left without me!
Jarrett says:
!
.Smith says:
Come back! *jogging after the car*
Jarrett says:
Somehow I expected that so i prepared for it. Look near you for a small circular object
.Smith says:
*looks for a circular object* I found one! But I dunno if this counts as small... It's the size of my foot.
Jarrett says:
Yeah thats it. Now say "Waffle Kitties as loud as you can, scream it to the hills if you must"
*Waffle Kitties!
You don't have to say the stuff after it
.Smith says:
WAFFLE KITTIES!
Jarrett says:
*nothing happens*
.Smith says:
What the shit? You lied!
Jarrett says:
I never said it would do anything <_<
It just makes you look funny
.Smith says:
Hmm... Good point.
Jarrett says:
.Smith says:
Well are you gonna come back for me?
Jarrett says:
*turns around and comes back*
.Smith says:
Bout time. *gets in car, fastens seat belt* That was a good joke. *punches Jarrett in the face* Bastard.
Jarrett says:
>_o
I'm glad you liked it
.Smith says:
Now to the park!
Jarrett says:
*drives off full speed straight for a group of Jenny Craig program people* FAT PEOPLE DIE!
.Smith says:
NO!!! YOU'LL BREAK THE CAR!!
*starts honking the horn* MOVE FAT PEOPLE!
Jarrett says:
OH CRAP! THEY WONT MOVE! *presses a button so that wings shoot out from the side* *car turns into a jet and takes off*
.Smith says:
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw!
Jarrett says:
Look in the glove compartment!
.Smith says:
*looks in glove department, finds a dildo, lube, a whip, hand cuffs, a kitten, a bowl of jell-o* Woah... What's all this?
Jarrett says:
O_O Oh crap I forgot to clean out my compartment after my date last night
I forgot about the D.Eagles and the cowboy hats!
.Smith says:
*stares blankly* Huh.
*looks below the car* Dude, you passed the park.
Jarrett says:
>_< CRAP!
*turns around and aims straight for it but then the fat people mutate into flying fat people and charge for the car* O_O!
.Smith says:
Holy shit! How are they able to fly?! They're fat!
Jarrett says:
Maybe all that KFC!
.Smith says:
Chickens can't fly though...
Jarrett says:
<_< Good point...
.Smith says:
*mutant flying fat people see a flock of geese flying and chase after them*
Jarrett says:
Their fat must be jiggling alot and the momentum is carrying them foward!
.Smith says:
That could be it... Like vibrations!
Jarrett says:
(my friends and I have that theory about how fat people can win in fights even if their arms can't reach you*
*)
*throws a bucket of chicken out of the window* *sees all the fat people hungrily go after it*
.Smith says:
Well, damn... All this escaping from flying fat people made me hungry again. Let's go back for that dead cat.
Huh, are you up for it? C'mon, dead cat sounds good right about now.
Jarrett says:
Sorry I had to do something
*turns the car around and activates the GPS* *sets it to "Brandon's saliva"*
.Smith says:
*car starts turning in one direction* Uh... I think you should set it to dead cat with Brandon's saliva.
*car starts to spin uncontrollably*
Jarrett says:
Good point >_<
*sets it to "Dead cat with Brandon's saliva"*
.Smith says:
*car sets a course west* Yay!
Jarrett says:
*plays some tunes*
.Smith says:
I hate general tunes... Play something specific.
Jarrett says:
o_o;; My taste of music might conflict with yours
.Smith says:
Hmmm... Perhaps. Ok, let's keep the general tunes going.
Jarrett says:
Hang on *presses another button causing a 20'' flat screen with 360 and Guitar Hero 2 to appear out of the dashboard on the passenger side* <.< You like?
.Smith says:
Hells ya!
But I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to make a sandwich in the back seat. *starts making a sandwich*
Jarrett says:
*puts the car on Auto-Pilot and goes to get a snack*
*switches the Auto-Pilot off and continues driving* Hmmm it seems like I don't have control and it seems like we haven't gotten anywhere since i left. *inspects AP button* OH SNAP! I accidently hit the time stop button! >_<
*hits the right button*
.Smith says:
*comes back from the back seat with a peanut butter sandwich*
Damn you're a silly one. As if you pressed the time stop button.
Jarrett says:
hmmm
I wonder what I did press...*looks below to see the park blown up*
.Smith says:
Well then...
Jarrett says:
OH CRAP! I pressed the nuke button
.Smith says:
I guess we don't need these sticks anymore. *tosses sticks out the window and watches them fall* *a stick hits a flying fat person* Sweet! 10 points!
Jarrett says:
e.e *throws a stick at 3 fat people knocking them into each other then their fat shotguns the stick into more fat people and the cycle continues* woohoo!
.Smith says:
You always have to upstage me, don't you? Y'know what what?! I'm outta here. *puts on parachute and opens up the door*
Jarrett says:
NOOOO! ;-;
Dude you should try Newground Rumble on newgrounds
.Smith says:
Goodbye. Maybe, I'll save you some dead cat.
Jarrett says:
Its an awesome fighter
;-;
.Smith says:
Anyways, I grow tired of these shenanigans.
Jarrett says:
<.< You always get tired of these shenanigans
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