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RIA Gaming / Fallout New Vegas > Fallout 4
« on: October 10, 2016, 09:54:58 pm »
And Old World Blues is the best DLC in that family not named NukaWorld (only because you can ride the rides and make that bastard Preston cry.) Now, I'm not included Fallout 1 and 2 because pre-Bethesda. If I was Fallout 2 > everything.

Come at me

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Cactuar Welcome Hall / A wild greybeard appears...
« on: October 09, 2016, 09:59:54 pm »
So um yeah, remember me? No. I was that guy. No, not that one, the other guy. I figure since I was passing by, I'd give you a quick stat boost and perhaps a bit of my charming personality.

Nation Ruler Name: DrunkWino
Nation link: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=596866
How did you find out about RIA? (name of recruiter(s) if applicable) Um, I used to help run the joint for a while
Are there any reasons why we shouldn't accept your application? Does anyone actually give a reason?
You may not attack any nation without the approval of the Head of Military Operations. Do you understand this? No punch punch without head first. I'm down.
Do you like waffles?: Still do

Next, you must also take this oath:
I, DrunkWino, pledge my services to the betterment of the RIA, so that it in turn will make me a stronger, more capable nation, and a member of a community that will protect and provide for me in my time of need, and I will do the same for its fellow members. As long as I am in the service of the RIA, and as long as it is in my service, I will never shed my loyalty to it, though if I wish to leave I may leave freely and without animosity from fellow members.

VIVA LA RIA!!!

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Random lnsanity / *belch*
« on: October 09, 2016, 09:39:21 pm »
'Sup bitches.

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Random lnsanity / 'sup cocksluts
« on: November 28, 2010, 12:01:01 am »
Entertain me or kill yourself.

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / The Jedi Order
« on: June 07, 2009, 10:08:10 pm »
Hello my lovelies. Can I haz embassy?

Your Nation's Ruler: King DrunkWino
Your Alliance: The Jedi Order
Your Alliance's Initials: TJO or Jedi (which looks better)
Your Alliance's primary team color: Green
URL to your alliance's forum: http://www.cn-jedi.com/forums/index.php?act=idx

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Random lnsanity / Report from Team Giza
« on: March 28, 2009, 04:19:23 pm »
They've been working about as quickly as a Duke Nukem coder restoring all the cut content from Knights of The Old Republic 2.

You know? To make the ending not suck as much cock as it did.

Anyway, latest news puts the first downloadable release of the restoration at this coming week.

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Official Documents / Third Amendment, Third constRItion
« on: February 09, 2009, 02:36:10 pm »
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Article II
...The term of each Cabinet member lasts two months beginning on the 1st of the month...

Section 3
Sub-section ii
Cabinet elections will be held at the end of each second month. A three day nomination period will take place from the 21st through the 23rd followed by three days elections from the 24th through the 26th. In the event of a tie, a follow up elections can take place on the 27th and 28th between the contested candidates.

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Random lnsanity / GI Joe movie content
« on: February 03, 2009, 04:32:11 pm »
[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FhCIuxBBN6o&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

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Tech Trades / iBuy Tech 3m/100 tech
« on: December 30, 2008, 10:34:05 am »
Ok gang, I've got one revolving tech deal running in the RIA and now that my reserve funds are nice and happy, it's time to add at least one moar.

Sign up here now, otherwise this open spot will go to one of our allies.

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Random lnsanity / Pirates: 1 | RIAA: Sunk
« on: December 19, 2008, 08:59:31 pm »
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rchemel/riaa-surre...-sharing-law-4c

tl;dr: The RIAA offically calls off all the bullshit lawsuits against individuals they think are sharing music.

o7 Pirates!

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Random lnsanity / What do you want for Christmas?
« on: December 09, 2008, 03:47:47 pm »
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4707/29kz3bldd0.jpg

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/29kz3bldd0.jpg/1/w644.png


Zombie killa' special.

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Random lnsanity / Fallout 3 saga
« on: November 26, 2008, 11:52:49 am »
I got fallout 3 yesterday. My mother in law is in the hospital following a botched root canal (don't ask,) so my wife went back to New Orleans for the holiday.

All seems well rite?

Of course it's not, if everything was going alright I wouldn't be posting this shit.

Anyway, some friends from out of town (ironically enough, from New Orleans,) came up this way. They were gonna stop off here last Saturday on their way up the coast, but epic car problems got them here and here is where their gonna be. Not a big problem, since they're heading places like Williamsburg and Washington while using my place to crash.

I got the game yesterday since from now till Saturday is chill time. Got it home and threw the bitch in my laptop. The fucking DVD wouldn't read >_<. Now, I don't really want to buy a new dvd-rw so I spent most of last night screwing around with it trying to jimmy rig the motherfucker. No dice. So I was sitting there with a nice shiny game and no fucking way to play.

Then I remembered, I do the media stuff for my local church. I have a laptop from that church to actually do the media. So, I took a quick looksee. Yep, that bitch has a DVD-RW on in. SCORE! Ganked the bitch, and now I'm happily killing radroaches.

That's right, I just stole a DVD-RW from God to play Fallout 3. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting hungry so I'm gonna steal some gas from Allah and run down Budda's ass for some Kung Pow chicken.

/and play that damn game

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Random lnsanity / US elections tomorrow
« on: November 03, 2008, 08:24:33 pm »
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/735/obamabookml0.jpg


VOTEVOTEVOTE!

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Protectorates Sign In
« on: July 26, 2008, 11:01:44 am »
Hallo there protected peoples. For your mask, simply post, in this thread:

Nation Name:
Ruler Name:
Your Alliance:
Account name on your alliance's board:

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Defunct Treaties / Insanity on a Train (ProtectoRIte with GCA)
« on: July 19, 2008, 11:02:11 pm »
(not normally done, but entire announcement address will also be posted for posterity,)

So the RIA was walking along one day in a lovely train station when we  came across a young man who resembled Orlando Bloom. He was playing GTA  Advance. We went over to the drink machine and got a nice frosty  beverage. Then, headed back to where the young lad, who we had begun to  call Legolas or Lego for short, was sitting. Weird co-winky-dink, he  was actually the 8th person we'd seen that day that resembled Mr. Bloom

Odd, I tell ya.

Back  to it then. Well, we're kicking back, enjoying our drink waiting for  the train to arrive when Lego throws his hands up in the air in a rage.

"HOW DO I HONK THE HORN," he bellowed.

Taken  by surprise at the outburst, we spilled our drink. Spillage is NEVER  nice, even with soft drinks, so we glared at young Lego with fury in  our eye, when the strangest thing happened. Someone else had walked up  and, handing us another frosty cold beverage, announced,

"This discussion sucks and is now about trains."

Then  all heck broke loose. Taken aback by the sheer force of utter lunacy  unleashed by our new friend, who we learned was called Grand Central  Agency, or GCA; we watched as a train pulled into the station chocked  full of chickens.

There was only a brief moment to capture this special on the only camera we had, an ASCII camera, but this is what we saw.
......O
.... o
...... ______.._(CJayC)_
..._()_||__||_<(^_^<)_________________________...tok..tok...TOK....pokka!
..(Fap Fap|.|___|.|_LEGO_|.|___________|.|chickens|
/-OO----OO""="OO--OO"="OO--------OO"="OO-----="OO".............................
###############################################



To  commemorate such a bizarre turn of events, the RIA and GCA would now  like to announce that a protectorate pact between us. GCA brought us  great funny that chill autumn day, when sat around on a cloud78 with a  kageshinobi as we got Total Lost talking about a Sick Heretic. We were  laughing like a joker55 on that Cosmic day, and we show our  appreciation by offering our protection.

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Insanity on a Train


Preamble:
Grand Central Agency, hereby known as GCA, and the Random Insanity Alliance, hereby known as RIA, acknowledge their friendship through this treaty. Both GCA and RIA are to remain sovereign, and commit to peaceful relations and mutual respect. The following is a Protectorate agreement between the two alliances; Grand Central Agency and Random Insanity Alliance, to ensure that GCA can grow and prosper.



Article I
Grand Central Agency agrees that they will become a protectorate of the RIA. Random Insanity Alliance will come to the aid of the GCA in all defensive wars that GCA gets involved in. Both alliances are to still remain sovereign.

Article II
Because GCA is the only one benefiting from this, in return the GCA will vote for whoever is currently running for Maroon Team Senate. This way, RIA benefits as well.

Article III
RIA agrees to help GCA in any defensive wars that they get involved in, providing GCA have a legitimate reason for fighting. RIA will give aid, financially and military to Grand Central Agency should they require it. If by some strange twist of fate RIA actually needs help fighting a war, GCA may help by joining in on the battle, or by providing both financial and military aid as well. Running for the hills, screaming "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!," shall not be deemed acceptable behavior

Article IV
GCA may do as they wish foreign affair wise, however, if GCA wishes to sign any sort of a pact with any other alliance, it is required that GCA discusses the matter with RIA, just so that everybody knows what is going on.

Article V
If either GCA or RIA wish to establish trade relations by either asking for trades, tech deals or establishing a Trade Circle with each other, they may feel free to do so.

Article VI
If GCA has a situation that they do not know how to resolve, GCA may ask the RIA for advice on how to solve their problem. This is just to insure that GCA can run as efficiently as possible.

Article VII
GCA and the RIA agree to share relevent intelligance (or in the RIA's case, information,) deemed to be vital to the security of the other.

Article VIII
This Treaty/Pact may be declared void, should either GCA or RIA wish for it to end. For it to be declared void, one or both alliances must tell one another that they wish for it to be void, and provide a reason why they wish to end this Treaty/Pact. There must be at least 42 hours in advance to count as void.

Article IX To sum it all up
The RIA has a very childlike affinity for trains. Let's face it, airplanes are expensive and you're packed in like a sardine. That and they don't even want to give you peanuts anymore. Who are they kidding? Like a bag of peanuts is gonna screw up their already mismanaged business worse. Don't even get me started about airport security. Automobiles are even worse. Ever tried to go a full day in a car? You end up so stiff you can hardly move. Plus, you have to keep looking for places to go to the bathroom. Not exactly a bastion of convience wouldn't you agree. A train ride though, that's just cool. Seriously, when's the last time you read a classic murder mystery on a plane? Yeah, I didn't think so. A cruise you say? Forget a cruise, when was the last time you heard about a train sinking? Oh! I got a good idea. If you're in America and looking for a good vacation idea, take a train around the old west or Alaska. That's great stuff.

Grand Central Agency is very close to Grand Central Station. It's a protectorate made in heaven, or wherever your deity of choice resides. If you're an atheist, then it's a match made in Jamaica. Which, unfortunately, is kinda impossible to travel to by train. Oh well, nothing is perfect.

That was a rather long sum up, don'tcha think. That's what happens when you let me ramble on and on.

*Signed*


Grand Central Agency

Dark Ninja- Leader/Founder



Random Insanity Alliance

Moth - Triumvir of Kirby
Delta1212 - Triumvir of LEGO
Azural - Triumvir of ...tok..tok...TOK....pokka!

aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino- Chicken of Foreign Afapfap
Shadow - <(^_^<) of Internal Affairs
Psychotic Dictator - Caboose of the Train, but Head of the Military
Dontasemebro - Chicken of Econofapfap
Preventer Wind - Head of Janitorial Affairs

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Defunct Treaties / Funktuar's Odyssey (ProtectoRIte with Troy)
« on: July 17, 2008, 09:23:47 pm »
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Funktuar's Odyssey
Preamble:

Troy, and the Random Insanity Alliance, hereby known as RIA, acknowledge their friendship through this treaty. Both Troy and RIA are to remain sovereign, and commit to peaceful relations and mutual respect. The following is a Protectorate agreement between the two alliances; Troy and RIA, to ensure that Troy can grow and prosper, and no wooden horses can spoil their party.



Article I:
Troy agrees that they will become a protectorate of the RIA. RIA will come to the aid of the Troy in all defensive wars that Troy gets involved in. Both alliances are to still remain sovereign.

Article II
Troy agrees to vote for the RIA approved candidate for team senate. In return, the RIA approved candidate agrees to send chotonicte cake to Troy.

Article III
RIA agrees to help Troy in any defensive wars that they get involved in, providing Troy have a legitimate reason for fighting. RIA will give aid, financially and military to Troy should they require it. If by some strange twist of fate RIA actually needs help fighting a war, Troy may help by joining in on the battle, or by providing both financial and military aid as well.

Article IV:
Troy may do as they wish foreign affair wise, however, if Troy wishes to sign any sort of a pact with any other alliance, it is required that Troy discusses the matter with RIA, just so that everybody knows what is going on.

Article V:
Since commerce is kinda a big deal, Troy and the RIA agree that it'd really be a good thing for both alliances to give each other access to tech deals on our respective message boards and welcome each other to participate in trade circles.


Article VI
The RIA places it's knowledge and experience to Troy. The RIA will give any and all reasonable assistance to Troy so that Troy can grow and prosper. Troy agrees to come to the RIA with any questions or situations that Troy needs help with.

Article VII:
Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military or any other hostile action against the other signatory. Should such nastiness happen, both alliances pledge themselves to exhaust all diplomatic solutions, including declaring rouge any member of either alliance who engages in hostilities against the other.

Article VIII: Void
This Treaty/Pact may be declared void, should either Troy or RIA wish for it to end. For it to be declared void, one or both alliances must tell one another that they wish for it to be void, and provide a reason why they wish to end this Treaty/Pact. The Treaty/Pact will be void after 48 hours from that point and both the RIA and Troy agree to not take aggressive action against the other for, at least, 48 hours after that.

Article IX:
Upon the signing of this document, both parties agree to all articles above, which basically says (in a long and drawn out process) that Troy Powers will become a protectorate of the Random Insanity Alliance.

Signed for The Random Insanity Alliance

Azural - Triumvir of Things
Moth - The Triumvir of Funk Soul Brotherhood
Delta1212 - Triumvir of Pink Fluffy Sweets

aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino - Homeless person that does the Foreign Affairs thingy and misspells words
Shadow - Head of Internal Insanity
Vintus - Squee of Recruitment
Dontasemebro - Scrooge McDuck of Economics
Psychotic Dictator - Warmongering Hippy
Preventer Wind - Head of Janitorial Affairs


Signed for Troy

Zhaan, King of Troy
Oldboy, King of Troy
Montezuma, Minister of Internal Affairs, Troy
Plastarche, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Troy

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Defunct Treaties / I Knew I Was Forgetting Something (MDoAP with NPO)
« on: July 01, 2008, 12:08:10 pm »
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/Delta1212/NPO.jpg

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I Knew I Was Forgetting Something

Preamble:
The undersigned alliances of the New Pacific Order, hereafter referred to as the NPO, and the Random Insanity Alliance, hereafter referred to as the RIA, do pledge to uphold the articles of the Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact outlined herein.

Article I:
Each signatory is recognized as a sovereign entity and shall be treated as such. This document represents a commitment between the NPO and RIA, but does not give either signatory the power to infringe upon the sovereignty of the other in any form.

Article II:
Both signatories will refrain from conducting hostile actions against one another either militarily or diplomatically. In the event of an issue arising between the signatories, it is to be resolved privately and through diplomatic means.

Article III:
An attack on one signatory shall be considered a direct attack upon the other and will warrant a proper military response. In the event that a signatory declares an offensive war, they may request assistance from the other provided they give notice at least 24 hours in advance. Military assistance is not required from the other signatory in this situation, but is highly encouraged.

Article IV:
The Pacific is hereby recognized as the new coast upon which the landmass known as Florida has now been relocated in order to maintain stronger ties of diplomacy and friendship between the NPO and RIA.

Article V:
The NPO and the RIA shall each endeavor to avoid placing the other in a situation in which this treaty shall come into conflict with any other current or future treaty signed by that signatory. In the event that outside treaty obligations force the signatories into a situation in which they would occupy opposing positions in a larger conflict, neither signatory will take up arms against the other.

Article IV:
In the event that one of the signatories wishes to withdraw from this treaty for a reason barring outright violation on the part of the other signatory, they must give at least 48 hours notice of intent to cancel during which time the treaty shall remain active.

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:

Azural ~ Triumvir
Delta1212 ~ Triumvir
Great Lord, Moth ~ Triumvir

Lord Doom ~ Head of Military Operations
Psychotic Dictator ~ Head of Foreign Affairs
Vintus ~ Head of Recruitment
Arsenal 10 ~ Head of Economics


Signed for the New Pacific Order:

Emperor Revenge
Divine Bovine Overlord
New Pacific Order
Moo-cows with guns
Moo Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' to $%&@ With

Imperator Emeritus Dilber
The Pantless Thunderbolt
Standartenführer of the Order

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Random lnsanity / Chance to Rickroll the NY Mets all season long
« on: April 04, 2008, 02:35:42 pm »
http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/nym/fan_forum/...g_vote_form.jsp

You know what you doing. GOGOGO!

/area codes in the Long Island area: 11790 11780 11787 11727 11772 11764

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Random lnsanity / Dear Alcohol,
« on: February 28, 2008, 01:53:27 pm »
Dear Alcohol,
 
 First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a HUGE fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work/class cocktail, a beer at the game and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chotonictes as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings).
 
 However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
 
 1. Phone Calls/Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important. I question the suggestion that conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night.
 
 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater but, I think you went too far this time.
 
 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer this issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
 
 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order. But, the 3 p.m. hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out (face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of toniccorn or wherever). The hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.
 
 Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
 
 In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Friday 3 p.m. (pre happy hour) on your possible solutions. And hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
 
 Thank you,
 
 Your Biggest Fan
 
 P.S. Please take a moment or two and note the following items below that I think may be of some interest to you.
 
 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
 1. Innovative
 
 2. Preliminary
 
 3. Proliferation
 
 4. Cinnamon
 
 
 
 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
 1. Specificity
 
 2. British Constitution
 
 3. Passive-Aggressive Disorder
 
 
 
 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
 1. Thanks but I don't want to have sex.
 
 2. Nope, no more beer for me.
 
 3. Sorry but you're not really my type.
 
 4. Good evening, officer. Would you like a soft taco?
 
 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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Random lnsanity / Cartoon from Ctrl+Alt+Del
« on: February 28, 2008, 12:42:55 pm »
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1104/20080227xp5.jpg

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