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Title: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: —- on May 19, 2014, 11:55:53 pm
I thought it would be of mild interest to those in RIA to know that after meeting Kenny irl that I have made it out alive. He held off on the machete and picked me up from the bus after losing a tire and lighting himself on fire. True story too.


I'll accept any questions you have have  about the Enigma of this Arrested Development loving nerd.

Also: relevant picture picture attached. On my phone in some sketch no where parking lot waiting for my bus home.


Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Croix on May 20, 2014, 12:19:51 am
did you play MvC3 with him?
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: —- on May 20, 2014, 12:43:54 am
did you play MvC3 with him?

Nah. I watched, but when meeting some friends of his they snuck out to game while I had a snake urinate on me in the attic.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Croix on May 20, 2014, 12:58:43 am
so he lit himself on fire? i'm not actually surprised about this fact at all.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 20, 2014, 01:17:33 am
I wanna know more about how he lit himself on fire..
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Ogaden on May 20, 2014, 04:20:30 am
I've talked to kenny via video chat, though I am intrigued as well
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 20, 2014, 06:02:33 am
What does he look like - is he as fearsome as they say?
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 20, 2014, 11:17:44 am
I think kenny switched teh attached pic out for a virus
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: im317 on May 20, 2014, 01:19:53 pm
i have seen Kenny's picture both when he had long hair and his current short hair. i have also spent a decent amount of time talking to him on the phone.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Ogaden on May 20, 2014, 02:34:32 pm
What does he look like - is he as fearsome as they say?

Kenny is 15 feet high and his eyes shoot laser beams
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: —- on May 20, 2014, 03:56:28 pm
And I am just now home. He's way too tall with short  hair. On the way of picking me up he got a flat. Whatever sealant he used to cover the hole lit on fire when he lit a cigarette. Apparently on the the way to DC he had to jump out and put out the fire. Half his shit was melted when we caught up.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: ZPO4O on May 20, 2014, 10:47:30 pm
Thank you loren, thank you for giving me the slight story of Kenny setting his tire on fire. I love Kenny stories like that. Glad to hear he didn't stab you with a bike tire pump, or get you lost in a cemetery, or anything else weird like that though.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 21, 2014, 02:27:03 am
Has anyone in this thread ever had sex with Kenny?
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Brian on May 23, 2014, 12:44:57 pm
ITT we crush what was left of leo's soul.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 23, 2014, 05:07:49 pm
im gay
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: —- on May 23, 2014, 05:09:56 pm
im gay

Can confirm.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Croix on May 24, 2014, 07:27:26 am
im gay

Can confirm.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: ZPO4O on May 24, 2014, 08:39:04 am
I can also Confirm. ^_~
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 24, 2014, 09:19:24 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vRPLrlFh.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 24, 2014, 09:26:22 am
Thank you loren, thank you for giving me the slight story of Kenny setting his tire on fire. I love Kenny stories like that. Glad to hear he didn't stab you with a bike tire pump, or get you lost in a cemetery, or anything else weird like that though.

I don't remember the getting lost in a graveyard story but I fondly remember the stabbing story. It was strictly a balloon pump however. Way better for stabbing than bike pump
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: ZPO4O on May 24, 2014, 10:45:24 am
distant agent Mulder look join on there kenny. Cept for I don't see him ever doing the kissy duck lips that gay guys and chicks like to do.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 24, 2014, 01:05:35 pm
im not mulder
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: ZPO4O on May 24, 2014, 04:22:26 pm
You can keep telling us that…but the truth is out there.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Brian on May 24, 2014, 10:42:39 pm
you are so gay, can confirm as a half gay myself.
Title: Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
Post by: Leo on May 30, 2014, 09:10:49 pm
ITT we crush what was left of leo's soul.
I was doing well until I saw that pic of Kenny.

Now I give up on this world.