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Random lnsanity / Re: Anyone read ASOIAF?
« on: April 02, 2014, 02:44:39 pm »
I'm a huuuuuge fan of the books and show

Hell my new nation is called Casterly Rock ;D

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Random lnsanity / Re: Minecraft
« on: November 02, 2010, 02:50:36 am »
The computer on minecraft was extremely badass, I was surprised at how fast it worked.

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Random lnsanity / Pool Party Twenty Diez
« on: January 27, 2010, 12:25:20 pm »
Meh, I go to a lot of parties, but not any pool parties lately...

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Anime / Full Metal Panic (emphasis on panic)
« on: January 07, 2010, 09:22:13 am »
Does anyone know about FMP's status? I need more and it's been foev...

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Random lnsanity / bring back the porn boards
« on: September 06, 2008, 01:20:18 am »
I kind of brought back the old board for this purpose.

But we can just make one here, I'll do it.

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Random lnsanity / Ever been in a relationship?
« on: August 24, 2008, 02:08:37 pm »
They're way back in the topic, I'll find more another time

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Random lnsanity / Ever been in a relationship?
« on: August 21, 2008, 11:06:34 pm »
Me and Lauren have had a huge comback since then, with many ups and downs.

Oh yeah, and we got married.


Not really.

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Random lnsanity / I was Born here
« on: August 21, 2008, 11:04:48 pm »
Hey ananegg, I remember that photo too. Many masturbation sessions occurred while that photo alighted on my desktop.

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wtf mate?

I'm writing my musical, Circo Fantastico, about a freak show that turns its audience into freaks.

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Random lnsanity / My zombie game
« on: July 21, 2008, 09:48:57 am »
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=403

If people who can't go there feel like playing a zombie board game over the internet, get an account, or I'll just post it here if it doesn't go anywhere at gfaqs.

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Random lnsanity / Ever been in a relationship?
« on: July 15, 2008, 06:01:49 am »
...

We're on a break....

Whatever the fuck that means

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Random lnsanity / I finally got DSL.
« on: June 26, 2008, 06:43:51 pm »
...


Dick Suckin' Lips?

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Random lnsanity / It's probably over
« on: June 17, 2008, 10:50:09 pm »
I don't know what to do anymore.

See you guys tomorrow.

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Random lnsanity / Please Listen
« on: June 14, 2008, 05:14:45 pm »
I think Vintus wrote it at one point, I didn't write it.

I posted it on myspace, the two responses thought it was funny.

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Random lnsanity / Please Listen
« on: June 14, 2008, 12:41:14 am »
A while back there was a girl. She was about to leave when her mother stopped her. Her mother had tears in her eyes. She begged her not to go.

The girl said, "Mom, I'm just going out with some friends." She walked out and shut the door. Her mom watched out the window, as the girl walked down the dark street. Her mom grabbed both sides of her head, and broke her neck.

The girl didn't know this as she walked to the park to meet her friends. She found them and they talked for awhile.

There were 9 of them there. 9 "friends." 5 guys. 4 girls. Her "friends." One of the girls pushed her down. She was confused as 4 of the guys raped her at the same time. Then the girls raped her too. Then the other guy raped her. Then all of them raped her together. Then a walrus walked up and raped her. Her little brother came and raped her.

There was more, but really, the point is just that she got the shit raped out of her. She limped back home crying. But once she got to the gate two ninjas grabbed her and raped her 5 times. At an 8.4 on the Tyson's Rape Scale. Then an old kung-fu master laughed at the sky yelling, "THISH ISH IT! AFTER ARR THE YEARSH OF PRANNING! MY VISHION HASH COME TRUE!" Then he raped her.

The girl was found an hour later and was rushed to the rape doctor. She was in critical rape condition. This was some Lifetime shit. The doctors had to operate quickly. They realized she was pregnant and was about to go into labor.

This usually takes 9 months. But she was raped REALLY BAD. She was in critical rape condition. So she died, but the baby............................................................................
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.............. lived.

The baby grew up, and raped all of his relatives. He then raped EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the WHOLE PLANET! He then raped himself until he cried. He cried..... Then he killed himself. Because of how badly he raped himself.


Please, if you have any heart at all, then listen: This story is real. It happened to a close friend of mine. And they weren't the only one. It happens every day. If you don't post this story exactly 1 kajillion times, then you'll be raped to death by the rape monster. Please... Believe.

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Random lnsanity / The grand return of me.
« on: June 08, 2008, 02:25:38 pm »
NIGGA GENESIS!

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Random lnsanity / The grand return of me.
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:03:05 pm »
Hola chica.

I'm normally not around, you caught me on an off day.

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Random lnsanity / I don't get this comic
« on: June 07, 2008, 08:53:25 pm »
http://xkcd.com/380/

I don't get quite a few from there.

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Random lnsanity / Superdude
« on: June 07, 2008, 07:40:10 pm »
superdude1000hs (7:31:54 PM): anyway, I should do an awesome suicide
superdude1000hs (7:31:58 PM): on RI
superdude1000hs (7:32:01 PM): or...
superdude1000hs (7:32:20 PM): do we call them something other than suicides?
superdude1000hs (7:32:25 PM): account suicides
superdude1000hs (7:32:31 PM): I'd post all this pron
superdude1000hs (7:32:35 PM): and stuff
badibidi (7:32:38 PM): Fa sho
badibidi (7:32:46 PM): Just make sure to do it when I'm around
badibidi (7:32:47 PM): Like
badibidi (7:32:48 PM): Nao
superdude1000hs (7:32:51 PM): yeah, no
superdude1000hs (7:32:59 PM): maybe when I get 777 karma or something
superdude1000hs (7:33:06 PM): I think I'm pretty close, actually
superdude1000hs (7:34:02 PM): oh, damn
superdude1000hs (7:34:08 PM): only 620
superdude1000hs (7:34:16 PM): maybe I should do it at 666 then
badibidi (7:34:29 PM): Yar
badibidi (7:34:33 PM): Or just do it today
badibidi (7:34:36 PM): 6/20
badibidi (7:34:46 PM): That was the day my grandfathers died
superdude1000hs (7:34:48 PM): today's the 7th
superdude1000hs (7:34:49 PM): oh
superdude1000hs (7:34:53 PM): wait, both of them?
badibidi (7:34:55 PM): Yeah
badibidi (7:35:00 PM): Really weird coincidence
superdude1000hs (7:35:04 PM): on the same day? that's freaky
superdude1000hs (7:35:08 PM): maybe they planned it
badibidi (7:35:11 PM): Different sides of the family
badibidi (7:35:16 PM): Never even spoken before
badibidi (7:35:21 PM): Or had spoken before I guess
superdude1000hs (7:36:31 PM): like, "hey old man, you know what would be more awesome than your wife?" "no you old geezer, what?" "we should both kick the bucket on the same day, that'll teach them for forgetting my four-hundredth birthday!" "all right! I'll bring the prune-whip!"
badibidi (7:36:56 PM): Nice
badibidi (7:37:05 PM): Making fun of my dead grandfathers
badibidi (7:37:11 PM): Want to bash my mom next?
badibidi (7:37:15 PM): For an extra laugh?
superdude1000hs (7:37:30 PM): no, I'm merely satirizing them to make them made of win and awesome
badibidi (7:37:36 PM): FUCK IT

This probably created some awkwardness in his world. If I was ever blinded, I'd just make people feel awkward all of the time. I kind of do that with my mom too, god bless the woman. But hell, she'd probably laugh too.

lawlz

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