Kinky People, Gather Up!

[Lanna]

For Those With A Kinky Side
The Masochism Tango
Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and taunt him and, if at all possible, to consume him with a kiss of fire. This particular illustration of this genre is called The Masochism Tango.

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Video:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE</a>

GowFanatic of CSN posted this in the RIA embassy... lol

[Electric Mango]

Finally a dance I actually know the moves for.  Where do I sign up?

I'm a little sad that these lyrics do not mention any trauma to the groin.

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=s0EJm_AQ_VQ" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://youtube.com/watch?v=s0EJm_AQ_VQ</a>

[pielord47]

this song is better:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU</a>

[Preventer Wind]

Pie you dont know

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE</a>

[Lanna]

Finally a dance I actually know the moves for.  Where do I sign up?

That sounds naughty.

[Electric Mango]

Finally a dance I actually know the moves for.  Where do I sign up?

That sounds naughty.

Well that's just the way I like to do things.  Once you've had sex w/ so many women, so many times, over and over and over again, you just have to find the next big rush.  If that means it's gonna be on a dance floor w/ Latin music pumping and a hot chick stepping on my nads w/ 3 inch heels then so be it.

I'm down fo whateva

 

[Shyox]

Word Up.

[Adolf Von Sippycup]

Finally a dance I actually know the moves for.  Where do I sign up?

That sounds naughty.

Well that's just the way I like to do things.  Once you've had sex w/ so many women, so many times, over and over and over again, you just have to find the next big rush.  If that means it's gonna be on a dance floor w/ Latin music pumping and a hot chick stepping on my nads w/ 3 inch heels then so be it.

I'm down fo whateva

 

You remind me of one of the people from Payback. Sadly your character is killed when shot in the head through a pillow.

[Drop Your Pants]

Why am i not suprised GOW posted that

[Electric Mango]

You remind me of one of the people from Payback. Sadly your character is killed when shot in the head through a pillow.

How interesting you said that, I am actually the actor who played that character in the movie.  I can't believe you picked up on that.  

Yeah, that's right, I'm a big Hollywood star, yep.  I'm sitting in a hot tub filled w/ champagne instead of water and doing lines off of strippers asses.

Anybody want to come out for a visit? I got lots of hot girls who will step on your nads free of charge.

[Lanna]

Well that's just the way I like to do things.  Once you've had sex w/ so many women, so many times, over and over and over again, you just have to find the next big rush.  If that means it's gonna be on a dance floor w/ Latin music pumping and a hot chick stepping on my nads w/ 3 inch heels then so be it.

I'm down fo whateva

 

Wow... have you ever fall in love?

[Electric Mango]

You asked me if I've known love and what it's like to sing songs in the rain.
Well I've seen love come, I've seen love go, I've seen it die in vain.

Love is a bitch gentleman.  
Love will steal money out of your wallet to by blow.
Love will lie to you and say she's on the pill.
Love will get mad when you sleep with loves incredibly hot younger sister.

I think my feelings can best be expressed in this incredibly epic video:

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMjM7292eHk" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMjM7292eHk</a>

[Lanna]

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

*1 Corinthians 13*