Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 113978 times)

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1180 on:** October 03, 2010, 10:11:13 am »

Granted but your stuck in an area where it rains constantly so no fires start.

I wish for

king pajuga · « **Reply #1181 on:** October 03, 2010, 04:39:03 pm »

Granted however it runs directly up your nose and then explodes. And the exploded pieces turn into more

which in turn explode and so on until they come out your ears. Continuing on until everyone you ever loved suffers the same fate. Eventually destroying every living thing in the know universe.

I wish for a Machine gun.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #1182 on:** October 03, 2010, 04:39:54 pm »

Granted, too bad you didn't ask for bullets.

I wish you had bullets.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #1183 on:** October 03, 2010, 05:01:30 pm »

Granted, but their shotgun shells, and the machine gun breaks.

I wish I was a lesbian.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1184 on:** October 03, 2010, 09:25:50 pm »

Granted. You're a "real" lesbian. That is to say a fat, ugly and lonely one who dates equally unattractive lesbians.

I wish I was a hot porn star lesbian.

Thissstupid · « **Reply #1185 on:** October 04, 2010, 09:32:53 am »

Granted, but (here comes the horrid twist) you are limited to only pleasing Ogaden.

I wish UPN would disband already.

king maguga · « **Reply #1186 on:** October 06, 2010, 02:38:50 pm »

Granted, then they instantly reform

I wish laundry would somehow clean it self!

Tichin · « **Reply #1187 on:** October 06, 2010, 07:22:23 pm »

granted but it shrinks itself, i wish i had my mustang gt

Thissstupid · « **Reply #1188 on:** October 06, 2010, 07:35:44 pm »

Granted, but you could not drive it, ever.

I wish

had bigger breasts.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #1189 on:** October 07, 2010, 05:17:26 am »

Granted, they grew by .0000001 millimeter...then they deflate.

I wish for an anime motivational poster.

Pattara · « **Reply #1190 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:02:12 pm »

Granted,

http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo79/AsileesRandomStuff/Blog/Anime%20Motivational%20Posters/mentos.jpg

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I wish for this:

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1191 on:** October 08, 2010, 05:10:51 pm »

Granted, then it gets stuck half way open and you break it.

I wish one of my hot female friends would fall in love with me.

Thissstupid · « **Reply #1192 on:** October 08, 2010, 09:08:58 pm »

Granted, but immediately after you begin dating she becomes horrid looking

I wish for another wish

Viper6525D · « **Reply #1193 on:** October 08, 2010, 11:17:02 pm »

Granted but that wish gets corrupted.

I wish life was like an awesome 16-bit beat-em-up arcade game.

Thissstupid · « **Reply #1194 on:** October 09, 2010, 10:12:12 am »

Yeah except you only get 1 life and the difficulty is set to Legendary

I wish ShadowSlayer wouldn't be so open with his sexuality, it's a bit off-puting

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1195 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:21:49 pm »

Granted, you're both locked in a closet together. Literally.

I wish I didn't have to change my avatar image to something that fits!

Viper6525D · « **Reply #1196 on:** October 10, 2010, 12:30:41 am »

Granted...I cant really corrupt it b/c it just happened. I think you win?

Granted but then we all get better avatars, making yours so inferior, its funny.

I wish I have MOAR great retro video games...and I dont mean roms and emulators.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1197 on:** October 10, 2010, 01:52:41 am »

Granted, you just don't have the systems.

I wish I was a fucking supermodel lesbian banging other supermodel lesbians

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #1198 on:** October 10, 2010, 09:25:47 am »

Granted but you die of AIDS.

I wish Thissstupid would shorten his sig.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1199 on:** October 10, 2010, 10:32:59 am »

Granted, but for some absurd reason your penis falls off as a result.

I wish I remember posting here last night.

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