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Fap Math
« on: October 04, 2010, 05:36:38 pm »
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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2010, 07:01:30 pm »
Tis the truth.
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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2010, 08:03:25 pm »
The fap does not lie.

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 02:08:09 am »
I'm 69? Fuck this shit

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 04:37:09 pm »
I hate math games. It worked, but they're all so stupid.

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 06:49:16 pm »
To get my age, I can't masterbate =/

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[13:17:57] <&Delta1212[RIA]> Gotta make your mind up
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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 07:20:30 pm »
Weird. Sure your doin it right?

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 07:45:39 pm »
yep

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 09:11:23 pm »
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it only works if you pick the numbers 1 or 0 at the beginning.

Would make the joke quite funny; if someone can't get the age, it means they FAP quite often.

EDIT: No, I am wrong. SS, you are doing the math wrong.
« Last Edit: October 05, 2010, 09:13:35 pm by Arsenal 10 »
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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2010, 09:25:46 pm »
Okay, if its not working for you, its because you are doing it wrong.

Or you are over 99 years old. But whatever.

Let me explain it simply;

The number of times you fap is irrelevant.

n(:fap:) x 2 x 50 = 100 x n(:fap:)

It will always be a multiple of 100; 0, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 etc.

Since the last two numbers are zero, i.e. always the same, and the Hundreds digit is not used to determine the final answer, the entire first 3 steps are useless.

Except the 5x50; but that is a constant; 250. Which of course equals just 50 for the sake of the final answer. Then you add 1960.

50 + 1960 = 2010.

50 + 1959 = 2009.

I.e. the year of your last birthday.

Take away from that the year you were born and the final answer will be:

 300 + (n(:fap:) x 100) + n(:cake:)

The first two are multiples of 100 and thus have no impact on the last two digits, which must therefore represent n(:cake:)

Unless you are a supercentenarian, in which case the answer will be wrong, actually representing

n(:cake:) - 100
Coke = Pepsi
Pepsi = Coke

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2010, 09:31:17 pm »
^ Good man. You sir know your stuff.

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2010, 09:50:02 pm »
Anytime, good sir

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2010, 10:15:27 pm »
Yeah, I knew it would be like that except I didn't know the exact math of it.
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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 10:16:19 pm »
 :lolwut:

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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 10:44:06 pm »
I STAND CORRECTED
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Re: Fap Math
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 12:23:49 am »
You bet your ass you have. I will now leave you with this to contemplate what has just happened.

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