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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2011, 04:51:24 am »
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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2011, 06:47:33 am »
Not sure I can reach it from back here.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2011, 08:37:07 am »
America sucks, in germany you are allowed to drink from age 16 .

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2011, 10:50:42 am »
Germany sucks, in China you are allowed to drink from the day you are born.
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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2011, 11:13:00 am »
China sucks.  In Belgium, you can drink before your mom even knows you have been conceived.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2011, 11:34:22 am »
Belgium sucks, in America you can drink before your mother is even born.
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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2011, 12:34:11 pm »
America sucks.  In Babylonia, you can drink before alcohol is even invented.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2011, 12:45:08 pm »
Babylona sucks.  In they invented alcohol in Ireland.
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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2011, 01:42:53 pm »
Ireland sucks.  In Heaven you can drink before creation.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2011, 01:50:06 pm »
In Soviet Russia, Alcohol drinks you!
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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2011, 01:59:57 pm »
Soviet Russia sucks.  In modern Russia, alcohol drinks alcohol.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2011, 03:50:47 pm »
Russia sucks, in Libya dead people drink alcohol (think Qaddafi).

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2011, 02:09:07 am »
Libya sucks.  In Canada, people are dead drunk.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2011, 02:24:21 am »
Canada sucks, in Ethiopia you get a woman when you buy a bottle of liquor.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2011, 04:20:57 am »
Ethiopia sucks.  In Saudi Arabia you get a beating if you buy alcohol (assuming you're into that sort of thing).

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2011, 07:13:45 am »
Saudi Arabia sucks, in Iran you get a free beating and alcohol once a year (Ashura - google it, Im not kidding).

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2011, 09:00:26 am »
Iran sucks.  In northern Pakistan, you die for a drink.  Then it's an open bar, with pussy to boot.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2011, 11:12:30 am »
Pakistan sucks, in Aussie Alcohol = pussy.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2011, 12:48:41 pm »
Australia sucks.  In Dubai you can drink at 800M above sea level.

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Re: Qualified to manage you but not old enough to drink
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2011, 01:24:03 pm »
Dubai sucks. Outside Cairo, you can drink alcohol 300 Metres under sea level!

 


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