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Hot, Married Woman
« on: November 28, 2011, 05:00:00 pm »
So, this hot woman at my Uni has turned out to be married, but still gives me the signs that she is available (phone number, call me, etc).

That is all.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2011, 05:12:17 pm »
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2011, 05:15:04 pm »
So hard...
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Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
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Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 05:15:55 pm »
Yes, then take 40 dollars out of her purse and climb out the bathroom window.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 08:35:02 pm »
You'll regret it
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 08:43:06 pm »
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Yeah, fuck you.
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Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
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Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
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He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 08:57:05 pm »
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 08:16:02 am »
Don't do it unless you have a signed permission slip from her husband first.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2011, 08:26:40 am »
Quote from: Electric Mango on November 29, 2011, 08:16:02 am
Don't do it unless you have a signed permission slip from her husband first.

It isn't cheating if the husband watches, huh?
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2011, 06:13:20 pm »
Meh, done worse.  It's amazing what docs can do with a little love stitch.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 10:55:19 am »
Some places in this world, people get stoned for Adultery....

So no i would not advise it.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 02:41:03 pm »
lol at who the topic creator is in addition to Alfred's post
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2011, 07:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Alfred von Tirpitz on December 15, 2011, 10:55:19 am
Some places in this world, people get stoned for Adultery....

So no i would not advise it.
This is as classy post as I have ever seen. Deserves a llama if I could give them.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 01:01:42 am »
uhh... you can. just click the little PoTD box  next to their name...
and leo, thats why he posted in the first place.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 02:11:57 am »
Quote from: Brian on December 16, 2011, 01:01:42 am
uhh... you can. just click the little PoTD box  next to their name...
and leo, thats why he posted in the first place.
That would involve me having to change skins since you can only do it on the default.. :effort:
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 04:03:46 am »
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on December 15, 2011, 07:54:17 pm
Quote from: Alfred von Tirpitz on December 15, 2011, 10:55:19 am
Some places in this world, people get stoned for Adultery....

So no i would not advise it.
This is as classy post as I have ever seen. Deserves a llama if I could give them.
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Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
Not enough goats?
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Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2011, 06:46:18 am »
This gives me a great idea, Dad:  We should look for every thread HR ever made, and then troll the hell out of them.  This way we can get the last word.

Any chance admins can resurrect the Mohammedan debate - I think it got locked unfairly due to the complaints of only one person, who has since proven himself to be a traitor.  No other muslim on this site complained.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2011, 08:40:04 am »
Muslims are into the MILF thing too? I would have never known.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2011, 03:47:46 pm »
In HRs case its OMILF.
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Re: Hot, Married Woman
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2011, 08:53:54 pm »
I STILL REMEMBER YOU!

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