Naked Zombies?

[Jenne]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-26/naked-attacker-chewing-face-killed/55224874/1?csp=34news

MIAMI (AP) – A Miami police officer on Saturday fatally shot a naked man who was chewing on the face of another man on a downtown causeway off-ramp, police and witnesses said.

The Miami Herald reports that gunshots were heard at about 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, which is near the newspaper's offices. Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon a naked man mauling the other man. The newspaper quoted witnesses as saying that the officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he ignored the demand, the officer shot him. Witnesses said that the naked man continued his attack after being shot once, and the officer shot him several more times.

Police said the other man was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center. The newspaper said he had suffered critical injuries.

The police department confirmed in a news release that there was an officer-related shooting, but did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

A police spokesman couldn't be reached for comment by the Associated Press on Saturday evening.

The police news release said the identities of the two men were not known.

A photograph posted on The Herald's website shows an officer standing watch on the ramp next to two police cruisers, with a body lying on a pedestrian walkway. Police requested the newspaper's video surveillance tapes.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual hip-hop festival.

Javier Ortiz, a spokesman for the Fraternal Order of Police in Miami, said that based on information he's received, the officer who fired the shots "is a hero and saved a life."

[Arsenal 10]

an annual hip-hop festival.

What is wrong with today's world.

[Jenne]

Preach on.  They should get together and shoot at each other far more often than annually.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

an annual hip-hop festival.

What is wrong with today's world.

This but unironically

[Kenneth Kenstar]

wow what the fuck

http://www.mercurynews.com/nation-world/ci_20723842/naked-man-eating-face-off-victim-attacks-nurse

Naked man 'eating' face off victim attacks nurse

Associated Press
Posted: 06/1/2012 09:26:03 AM PDT

MIAMI (AP) -- Ronald Poppo, who was recently attacked by Rudy Eugene, and had his face horrifically eaten finally came to consciousness earlier this morning, however, with horrific results. With such significant damage to his face and massive blood loss, many doctors thought he wouldn't survive, and if he did infections would become his biggest threat. So when he finally showed signs of consciousness, a young female intern - Hailey Jenkem, 24 - taking blood tried to help the man understand what had happened to him.

As quickly as this good news arrived, horrible news followed. As the intern tried to communicate with the man he became extremely restless and attacked the young girl, grabbing her hand and biting her arm. " One minute he was completely unconscious. And it was so sudden. He just shot up in the bed and started biting me". Other staff members quickly came to her aid and sedated the man.

Doctor James K. Green, who has been working on Poppo's case since the incident says it is likely he has suffered severe brain trama when Rudy Eugene attacked him, slamming his head into the pavement. The young intern was treated for her injuries and was back to work saying "You can't let one little on the job injury stop you. I'm here to save lives."

oh christ

it really is zombies

[Fake from State Jarm]

somebody quarantine that nurse before she starts biting people/breakdancing

[Gangs]

I'd totally dig a zombie apocalypse right about now.

[Gangs]

Naked Zombies?

[Lanna]

I'd totally dig a zombie apocalypse right about now.