Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 24, 2016, 04:43:32 pm
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this is important
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those snowflakes look like cauliflower and its making me hungry
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nevermind i burnt all the cauliflower fuck this topic fuck cauliflower fuck fires and fuck you
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This is a Kenny thread that I actually enjoyed.
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man i thought that cauliflower smelled bad well it smells even worse on fire
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Has it started smelling as bad as your mum's pussy yet?
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The line my mother would stop at would be short of killing you if you say anything like that to her face.
I think she'd call you a first waver, at least.
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A what?
And that's why I say it to your face. You have skinnier knees.
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She'd call you a first waver, which is a term she uses for people who would be the first to die in a post apocalyptic society. This is the kind of lady you are trying to insult. This is her mentality. Basing you on whether or not you'll die if a meteor hits the planet or it gets too cold or something. I've seen her beat up strangers, man. I'm not even kidding at all.
And my knees are fine
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I mean, most likely. I fuckin' hate the cold/getting smashed by a meteor.
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I'd prefer the meteor than pissing off my mom personally
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I'd prefer the meteor than pissing off my mom personally
I'll take my chances. The meteor doesn't have breasts last I checked.
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well you wouldn't be able to sexually assault her.
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It's not assault if there's consent. If there ain't a yes, there ain't a Leo. That's my motto.
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oh is that right
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Yep, says so on my badge.
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twizzlers, whiskey
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Two things I am very closely associated with. Please some stalking me.
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to answer your original question take the smell of cauliflower and just multiply it by like 10 then another 10 for everyday after it goes bad til you get rid of it, that shit gets rancid fast.