Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: LordShaiyan on August 08, 2012, 10:37:55 am
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The Alliance of Real Men
L'Alliance des vrais hommes
The Alliance of Real Men (ARM) is an organization which strives to organize and help the REAL MEN out there in the world. Apparently, the number is not much, as majority of the male population consists of walking bags of hormone they call "cool dudes" with no moral values (or a penis) and the REAL MEN are in the dark. This organization will operate inside the RIA to provide the REAL MEN of the RIA a place to hang out and organize.The members of ARM will also try to proselytize potential "cool dudes" and help them reclaim their manhood.
REAL MEN of the world, unite! Sic Semper pervertis!
Rules of ARM Members who will intentionally break the rules will have their testicoli repossessed.
* Never send any posts in the way the "cool dudes" do it (For example: Hey! I'm waiting for this girl to turn 18 so I can fuck her brains out) These type of shit..
* Try to proselytize "cool dudes" and help them reclaim their manhood
* Always respect women in your posts, well, unless she's fucking with you of course.
If you're a REAL MAN interested to join ARM, Post this below with your name on it
"I , wish to join the Alliance of Real Men and abide by the rules in my post, and also to act according to the old fashion values, on which our great nation used to rely. Amen"
N.B The RIAer named Leo is requested not to join ARM and jeopardize our mission
REAL MEN OUT THERE, JOIN US! JOIN RIGHTEOUSNESS! LET'S PROVIDE AN "ARM" FOR OUR WOMEN!
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(http://i.imgur.com/e7YI5.png)
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Do you want to lose your balls to the online repo man??! Come on mate, be a real man, join us!
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I predict this will be a smashing success and leo will by no means be the only person who attempts to join.
/definitelynotfacepalm
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No... RIA no es home....
(http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/uploads/images/article-images/consuela-maid-family-guy.jpeg)
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N.B The RIAer named Leo is requested not to join ARM and jeopardize our mission
This is racism and I will pursue a court ordered mandate to let me in this alliance.
Also, I hope my alliance with RIGHT HAND will not create a conflict of interest with arm. In fact, I believe if we allow the alliances of ARM, WRIST, and RIGHT HAND to work together, we will never need to rely on anyone else for help ever again.
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You remind me of an anime where there is this character who keeps saying he is a real man. I think the anime is fairy tail.
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(http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/real%20men%20wear%20pink.gif)
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my plans for an alliance of fake men are ruined
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:facepalm:
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Hey guys. My dick? Oh. You know
HUGE
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I thought you left? You can't both brag about your plane and large penis while simultaneously not having a nation. That just makes the rest of us feel inadequate.
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I thought you left? You can't both brag about your plane and large penis while simultaneously not having a nation. That just makes the rest of us feel inadequate.
I'd like to give my 2.5bil to my alliance.
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That just makes the rest of us feel inadequate.
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:facepalm: *sigh*
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Orgazmo Theme Song-Now You're A Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw#)
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I think you've clearly misread the RIA's mission statement, which expressly states that it's our solemn duty to spread faggotry throughout Planet Bob.
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I want to become officer, let me pass the IIDA
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Shouldn't you post... in the Mil forums?
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I did actually, long time ago but Mr. Smartass Jenne decided not to initiate a fucking thing and i'm sitting idle for almost 6 months?! :wtf:
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I did actually, long time ago but Mr. Smartass Jenne decided not to initiate a fucking thing and i'm sitting idle for almost 6 months?! :wtf:
Your patients is legendary...
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I did actually, long time ago but Mr. Smartass Jenne decided not to initiate a fucking thing and i'm sitting idle for almost 6 months?! :wtf:
Your patients is legendary...
I didn't realize LS was a doctor?
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I did actually, long time ago but Mr. Smartass Jenne decided not to initiate a fucking thing and i'm sitting idle for almost 6 months?! :wtf:
Maybe... It was because you never do anything other than make a complete ass out of yourself?
I can cite examples...
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I did actually, long time ago but Mr. Smartass Jenne decided not to initiate a fucking thing and i'm sitting idle for almost 6 months?! :wtf:
Maybe... It was because you never do anything other than make a complete ass out of yourself?
I can cite examples...
You must understand this is professional shit. You cant keep me sitting idle for a long time. Provide exaples Pterrydactyl
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1. burritos the RIA for Fark and then after less than a week, Pissing their ENTIRE alliance off.
2. Being a complete bitch about a blood test
3. "Raiding all the things"
4. Insulting members of IRON in their own embassy
5. Your "Fuck Israel" topic
Those are what I remember, i can probably grab the topics if you need them.
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1. burritos the RIA for Fark and then after less than a week, Pissing their ENTIRE alliance off.
2. Being a complete bitch about a blood test
3. "Raiding all the things"
4. Insulting members of IRON in their own embassy
5. Your "Fuck Israel" topic
Those are what I remember, i can probably grab the topics if you need them.
And that is the reason why you people keep me sitting idle for this long? I'll just take it that you people are retarded. You dont even understand that it was in 2010 and we are living in 2012, and I had my nation deleted and did not play this game for over a year. ALL of the examples you provided are history and makes no sense at this time. Give me a valid reason for not starting the Academy, I already told Jenne that I'm going to abide by tech raiding rules.
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1. burritos the RIA for Fark and then after less than a week, Pissing their ENTIRE alliance off.
2. Being a complete bitch about a blood test
3. "Raiding all the things"
4. Insulting members of IRON in their own embassy
5. Your "Fuck Israel" topic
Those are what I remember, i can probably grab the topics if you need them.
My "Fuck Israel" topic? What does these have to do with the IIDA? I am a free man and I have freedom of speech, I can state whatever I want..Blood test? come on! Stop pulling things from 2010. It proves that you dont have valid reason and RIA lacks professional people in its government who cant initiate a fucking academy and keeps a person sitting for many months, and then to defend itself it pulls crap from the past
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Would you prefer I cite the half dozen or so unapproved tech raids since you came back? Yeah, you said you would follow the rules, but Im pretty sure you've said that more than once.
I told you I would recommend you at least get a shot, but you really need to relax. The IIDA was never going to be run during war, I've had entirely more important things to deal with in RL (which is why I retired), and our new HoMO has been on vacation. He is back now, so hopefully things will get running soon. So stop bitching about it.
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p.s. yes I typed that as toniccorn from the start and not popcorn. thank you RIA filters for fundamentally altering my syntax
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You must understand this is professional shit.
...yes, the RIA is renowned for its strict professionalism.
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Actually, I was giving more reasons as to why you might not be the best gov member, and the Iron topic and the "raid ALL the things" as it's called were you insulting the Iron Ambassador earlier this year, and the raiding was the raid shenanigans from mid last year.
But more to the point, I know that much of the stuff you did was in the past, but it seems like every time I hear about you or see you posting, it's either you making an ass of yourself, or ends with you making an ass of yourself.
And history matters in the RIA to some members. Why do you think Delta got re-elected so many times without being active? Because he has a long history with the RIA and despite his inactivity, he knows what he is doing, and when we need him, he would be there.
Everyone wants you to forget their past, but it's your past experiences and interactions which form you as an individual. How can you honestly expect people to think of you as a candidate for something where you would represent the alliance when if we look at your past, you've had horrible interactions with other alliances, and proven to be nearly incompetent when it comes to alliance military matters?
As HOMO you would not only need to have a full in-depth understanding of how wars are fought, but of how to make target lists, how to properly tech-raid, enough knowledge to run the IIDA, and experience and reputation to work with other alliances to co-ordinate military efforts.
Do me a favor, go Here (http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Random_Insanity_Alliance) and look at those who held government positions before you. RIA gov doesnt scream professionalism, but we don't scream inexperience either. Most people that hold positions in RIA gov are knowledgeable about their part of the job and do it to the best of their ability.
If you really want to get to the point where you can get involved in government, your going to need to start showing that you know what your doing. Like, if you plan to tech raid, do it properly, and don't make yourself seem like a moron in embassy's of alliances that you would have to interact with. You have a bit of a history of incompetence that you have to overcome if you want people to take you seriously.
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Do me a favor, go Here (http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Random_Insanity_Alliance) and look at those who held government positions before you. RIA gov doesnt scream professionalism, but we don't scream inexperience either. Most people that hold positions in RIA gov are knowledgeable about their part of the job and do it to the best of their ability.
Ignore the section where it says that Leo was Co-Leader. That is universally accepted as being a terrible decision....
....also ignore where he was HoFA. That was another shitty decision. Really, this alliance is just one more bad gov decision away from getting the old heave-ho.
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What the hell guys everyone chill the fuck out
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What the hell guys everyone chill the fuck out
NO, I HAVE NEVER PANICKED BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I'M GOING TO TAKE MY ONE CHANCE TO DO IT. SURE, THEY FOUND ME HANGING FROM THE SHOWER CURTAINS BUT DAMMIT, I PANICKED, AND IF JERRY SEINFELD IS ALLOWED TO PANIC, SO AM I.
*cries*
*cries some more*
*a little more crying*
*now just a few short bursts of tears and short breaths*
*wiping away of tears and telling myself I'm still a man*
I'm sorry, Og. I didn't mean to lash out at you like I did. It's just that I-I panicked, I'm sorry, but can you blame a guy? The situation was just so stressful and I thought I was in danger and that maybe I wasn't going to make it and that you were going to be all alone and that I failed to protect you and-and-and...
*breaks down into tears again*
*sobs*
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The whole time I have known you LS you have made a big ass out of your self.....I mean how hard is it to look up a member profile or ask if some one is a woman? you could have asked any one here that's been here for more than a year and would have said so. But know you just went on your little tangent while every one else was trying to tell you. That's head in the sand I don't want MY HOMO to have his head in the sand nor up his own ass.
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Now look what you guys did you made Leo cry
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I've made Leo cry plenty of times. But this is the first time I've done it without making his asshole bleed too.
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*sticks finger in asshole*
*pulls finger out; takes a look at it, smells, licks, wipes off on shirt*
Nope, my asshole's bleeding again. Should probably get these hemorrhoids checked out.
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Do me a favor, go Here (http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Random_Insanity_Alliance) and look at those who held government positions before you. RIA gov doesnt scream professionalism, but we don't scream inexperience either. Most people that hold positions in RIA gov are knowledgeable about their part of the job and do it to the best of their ability.
Ignore the section where it says that Leo was Co-Leader. That is universally accepted as being a terrible decision....
....also ignore where he was HoFA. That was another shitty decision. Really, this alliance is just one more bad gov decision away from getting the old heave-ho.
Leo, everyone knows your secretly the most competent member of the RIA. You just hide it REALLY well.
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Who has not made Leo cry? Every time we have sex he goes on for an hour.
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The whole time I have known you LS you have made a big ass out of your self.....I mean how hard is it to look up a member profile or ask if some one is a woman? you could have asked any one here that's been here for more than a year and would have said so. But know you just went on your little tangent while every one else was trying to tell you. That's head in the sand I don't want MY HOMO to have his head in the sand nor up his own ass.
I was trolling for God's sake
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Who has not made Leo cry? Every time we have sex he goes on for an hour.
I'm sorry. It's just that the conditions weren't right. The light was off, the bed just a wee bit squeaky, and why is that a/c so loud!? It threw me off my game, usually I last way longer than that, like at least a minute.
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I was trolling for God's sake
You can't just act retarded and then say "Nope, trolling" way after the fact when it's brought up as an example of your own incompetence.
You obviously WEREN'T trolling when you insulted the Iron ambassador in their own embassy, especially with the follow-up posts, and if you were trolling with all that tech raiding stuff then you should never be allowed to attend the IIDA.
Trolling is an Art form. You can't just use it as an excuse to be retarded. Look at Leo and Abe, they are both some of the finest trolls the internet has ever seen, yet they are both incredibly competent during the times they aren't trolling. A proper troll is someone who can balance the stupid with the funny and rage-inciting. If someone is an annoying dick, they aren't trolling (even if they claim), they are just an annoying dick. And if someone makes an ass out of them-self over and over, they are making an ass out of them-self, not trolling.
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Look at Leo and Abe, they are both some of the finest trolls the internet has ever seen, yet they are both incredibly competent during the times they aren't trolling.
Trust this man.
*proceeds to stick knife in electrical socket while toasting bed in the shower*
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So, back to topic. How many have joined this sausage-fest? It sounds like a lot of D's in A's.
Reoga, maybe he wouldn't cry so much if you got him a smaller dildo.
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What thr hell were we talking a bout?
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What thr hell were we talking a bout?
What?
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I have forgetting what this thread was all about
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I barely read this topic but I'm going to post here anyway
I think Satanists are FUCKING promelons who don't understand JACKSHIT about honest Luciferism. They love to play with GOAT BLOOD and don't understand how insulting to the dark lord WHO DOESNT EXIST BY THE WAY BECAUSE THATS JUST STUPID but they still insult him and I'm sure he's fucking pissed as shit
Also I don't know how to troll, but I would NEVER SAY I WAS TROLLING AS AS AS AS as an excuse because you should let someone else say that BECAUSE THEN YOU WONT LOOK STUPID BACKPEDEALIING
BACKPEDEALIING into trolling is thE WORST
I hope people that ruin my precious vidoe games should die
OBAMA
- Jeffery Lynn Goldblum
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I have forgetting what this thread was all about
This post is about how to pleasure Satanic trolls with your arm.
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Mitt Romney
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My bad.
This post is about how to pleasure Satanic trolls with Mitt Romney.