i want a no more heroes avy, and im gonna be selfish and not give a prize to the winner cause i got nothin to give. also im gonna say please, because i dont wanna sound rude. so, can someone get me a No More Heroes avy please? i've looked and found nothing of appropriate size or interest. preferably an actionshot, maybe a killshot. kthxbai

apparently people in the RIA are getting mad at me. im guessing its just zblewskie getting mad at me and therefore i sympathyse not, however if i am wrong, i would liek to know who, and why, and why i should care. actually, scratch that last part, if i cant figure it out myself then im as dense as a tree and im probly not worth bothering with

i beat it twice over, cause it lets u start over from the beginning on a higher difficulty with all ur stats and monies and weapons and stuff.
anyways, i played it ALOT with not much brawling in between, i even made a Mii of Travis Touchdown (the protagonist)

now i must say, the lulziest thing said in the whole game

"Mr. Sir Henry Mother Fucker"

me and my friends laughed our fuckin asses off, you had to be there to truely enjoy it, so ive youtubed it for everyone to enjoy

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFxIZsy8zQg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFxIZsy8zQg</a>

its somewhat of a spoiler, but not to any extreme level, try to watch the whole thing, but you can skip the machine preparation stuff. the line starts at about 4:16

it's been a while. stuff's been hectic lately, mostly with stupid homeworks and i havent been able to come along back here, who missed me!?

can i come here for comfort?

THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll tonic.
If you look at me, you'll tonic.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

WTF COULD IT BE

EDIT: I editted the riddle slightly, this is what it was originally when i found it.