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Random lnsanity / Re: .hack//G.U. Rebirth (Fuck off, I know it's an old game)
« on: August 20, 2011, 12:47:15 am »
.hack is pretty awesome, actually. i played the original games, never tried GU
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lol, every girl tells a lie.How did it not follow? Someone suggested Mogar had a strapon. I suggested I knew the different feel between a strapon and the real thing. Mogars got game guys.
right, well, i guess now we all know that the new girl lies
also mogar, plenty of beautiful women are surfboard flat, see Lindsy from arrested development. And who said i thought men were women?
@leo, it makes sense to me... perhaps me and Skylar just have a deeper more meaningful relationship which allows us to communicate on a level far above what you experience on a day to day basis... or maybe we are both crazy...
New girl doesn't lie.
A non sequitur (Latin for It does not follow; pronounced /ˌnɒnˈsɛkwɨtər/) is a conversational and literary device, often used for comedic purposes. It is a comment that, because of its apparent lack of meaning relative to what it follows,[1] seems absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing.I'm calling this out as a non sequitur.as a lady, im sure you know quite well how far stapon technology has come. it all looks quite lifelike these days.
While its true looks can be deceiving, I know what a real one feels like though
I would have comeback.. if I knew what the fuck that meant. Until then...
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.