Ask me anything

[zblewski]

SURPRISE CP COMBINATION ASK ME ANYTHING / SECRET RATING / LUCKY HOROSCOPE THREAD.

That being said, ask me a question, I will answer, and give you a rating and a personalized horoscope.

Do it, or I send the hamsters for you.

[Leo]

You wanna have a threesome with Planet Bob?

[Pterrydactyl]

who exactly r u again?

[Arsenal 10]

What is the hampster's name?

[Electric Mango]

What were you doing the last time you sharted or peed a little bit in your pants.

[Fake from State Jarm]

is that a buttcrack in the corner of that picture?

[zblewski]

You wanna have a threesome with Planet Bob?

I have seriously considered this in the past, and I can give you a heart-felt `yes`.

Rating: Ancient member, great with the ladies, all around alliance hero. 90%. Yes, I docked 10 points for using loren like a plaything.

Fortune: Smoke trees, smoke bitches, and [span style=\"color:#48D1CC\"]chillax[/span]. It`ll be an aaallllllwright day. Lucky numbers are 4, 20, 69, 99, 101, 420.

who exactly r u again?

Let me reiterate. My nation leader name is Zblewski. But, I an Mike Bleskie, known simply as Bleskie among friends. I`m a Kaszub-Canadian teenager with type 1 diabetes and the mind of Tommy Douglas.

Rating: You`ve bagged have a wife, and you trolled me ;_; but 81%, for loyalty to the alliance, usefulness, and moral support.

Fortune: I smell a crock of shit. Horse shit. That`s right, this summer`s your lucky horse betting season. Lucky numbers are 0, 8, 13, 169, 666, 9/11.

What is the hampster's name?

Pravda.

Rating: You need to be here more often, you silly kiwi-head. clear Arsenal supporter, loyal, your head isn`t shoved up your ass, clearly competent. 80%. Be more visible again, I bump you in the nineties.

Fortune: A long is in your path if you make the right steps. Such as `hey, idiot, don`t step in front of that train`. Lucky numbers are 2, 11, 17, 401, Paris Hilton, 1337.

What were you doing the last time you sharted or peed a little bit in your pants.

Your question genuinely confused me to the point of giving up on it...

Rating: Most visible ambassador, the `ambassador de jour`, if I may. BUT YOU AREN`T IN THE RIA! Bonus points for the public attention of silicone. 80%.

Fortune: Tip waiters well, by telling them not to ead yellow snow. That`s a good tip, especially around dog parks. Lucky numbers are 6, 42, 50, 101, 2007 (the year your alliance was in fashion), google.

is that a buttcrack in the corner of that picture?

I think the guy`s wearing short shorts, and those are his knees.

Rating: To be truthful, when I`m not online in a day or so, I confuse you, tase, and doom all into a little ball I like to call the `nonchalant, ass-burning megaclowns`. Then I remember you`re the one who has his furry fetish plastered in his sig. FURRIES YIFF IN HELL. 89%.

Fortune: Surrender your material possessions to Moth, and he will grant you eternal happiness. Lucky numbers are x, the half-life of ununoctium in hours, π, JFK, , 9001, ∞.

[Leo]

I gotta tell you, the ladies must have loved me today. Our school was doing practice testing, and so we get put in groups and go to a class. For some reason, the teacher had assigned seats, but she was gone, so when I got there, some of the people had already switched the seats around. Oddly enough, I got put in a table of three with two hot chicks. Yeah, I was happy. Didn't care about that test. And when we were done, some friends came over and they started talking about the biggest and smallest cocks they'd ever had. It was kinda awkward because a few of them were discussing anal and one was saying how it made her want to shit.

tl;dr While Leo may not be the greatest with the ladies dispite what zblewski says, Leo still has his moments. And I do not use Loren as my plaything. I simply live in her pants.

*looks at numbers*69!!! Today is my lucky day! I am definitely going to the game now and seeing what I can bag. And probly scream at the refs, mostly scream at the refs. Sorry women, but the game is important to me, we can do it afterwards as pity/celebration sex.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I gotta tell you, the ladies must have loved me today. Our school was doing practice testing, and so we get put in groups and go to a class. For some reason, the teacher had assigned seats, but she was gone, so when I got there, some of the people had already switched the seats around. Oddly enough, I got put in a table of three with two hot chicks. Yeah, I was happy. Didn't care about that test. And when we were done, some friends came over and they started talking about the biggest and smallest cocks they'd ever had. It was kinda awkward because a few of them were discussing anal and one was saying how it made her want to shit.

tl;dr While Leo may not be the greatest with the ladies dispite what zblewski says, Leo still has his moments. And I do not use Loren as my plaything. I simply live in her pants.

*looks at numbers*69!!! Today is my lucky day! I am definitely going to the game now and seeing what I can bag. And probly scream at the refs, mostly scream at the refs. Sorry women, but the game is important to me, we can do it afterwards as pity/celebration sex.

so....

anal doesn't make you want to shit?

[Leo]

I gotta tell you, the ladies must have loved me today. Our school was doing practice testing, and so we get put in groups and go to a class. For some reason, the teacher had assigned seats, but she was gone, so when I got there, some of the people had already switched the seats around. Oddly enough, I got put in a table of three with two hot chicks. Yeah, I was happy. Didn't care about that test. And when we were done, some friends came over and they started talking about the biggest and smallest cocks they'd ever had. It was kinda awkward because a few of them were discussing anal and one was saying how it made her want to shit.

tl;dr While Leo may not be the greatest with the ladies dispite what zblewski says, Leo still has his moments. And I do not use Loren as my plaything. I simply live in her pants.

*looks at numbers*69!!! Today is my lucky day! I am definitely going to the game now and seeing what I can bag. And probly scream at the refs, mostly scream at the refs. Sorry women, but the game is important to me, we can do it afterwards as pity/celebration sex.

so....

anal doesn't make you want to shit?

llamavore, when you've been in the RIA as long as me, 2 things happen. 1) You forget about when the alliance was young and everyone tried out both sides of buttsmecks, and 2) You have seniority and therefore are always the guy giving buttsmecks. Also, I kinda have to shit right now, but I have yet to get laid.

[Lord Doom]

wouldnt that hurt like a bitch for the hamster after they took the tape off?

[Electric Mango]

I gotta tell you, the ladies must have loved me today. Our school was doing practice testing, and so we get put in groups and go to a class. For some reason, the teacher had assigned seats, but she was gone, so when I got there, some of the people had already switched the seats around. Oddly enough, I got put in a table of three with two hot chicks. Yeah, I was happy. Didn't care about that test. And when we were done, some friends came over and they started talking about the biggest and smallest cocks they'd ever had. It was kinda awkward because a few of them were discussing anal and one was saying how it made her want to shit.

tl;dr While Leo may not be the greatest with the ladies dispite what zblewski says, Leo still has his moments. And I do not use Loren as my plaything. I simply live in her pants.

*looks at numbers*69!!! Today is my lucky day! I am definitely going to the game now and seeing what I can bag. And probly scream at the refs, mostly scream at the refs. Sorry women, but the game is important to me, we can do it afterwards as pity/celebration sex.

so....

anal doesn't make you want to shit?

I think this video clip sums up this conversation quite nicely.  

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[Leo]

I think so too, but who's who?

[WestWind]

...why do I have your Facebook? >_>

[Shadow]

oh hai

what should I ask you?

[Fake from State Jarm]

ask him his asl

[Electric Mango]

Question #2  (cuz this is fun)

If you could have one really strange super power what would it be?  

Also hey thar!

[zblewski]

wouldnt that hurt like a bitch for the hamster after they took the tape off?

It's a right of passage for hamsters like Pravda to do that. It's just like a man getting waxed. He'll deal with it.

Rating: What can be said? You're a little twirp who manages to leak his taint into the RIA gov gene pool, even though he's sterile due to his self-expirimentation with radon. 92. =D

Fortune: GET ON THE BALL AND WHITEN AND BRIGHTEN YOUR CLOTHES. LUCKY NUMBERS ARE TWO, NINE, TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN.

...why do I have your Facebook? >_>

Because I run the (dead) RIA facebook group?

Rating: re-emerging member, heart, cajones, ramndomness. Yup, you pass, but I wanna know you bettar. Call me . 79.

Fortune: Mutant winter blackfly swarms will invade your county in the next few days, so prepare the nets. Lucky numbers are 3, 11, dyslexia, 31, checkmark, delta.

oh hai

what should I ask you?

Anything?

Rating: You're a dick =( You are better than me at everything. 69(1.25)%.

Fortune: In my latest nightmare, a mental visualization of you yanked my dick off. I'm serious. Therefore, don't do that. Lucky numbers are Tree fiddy, the cost of one bottle of baby lotion, 33, 99, 888, 2112.

Question #2  (cuz this is fun)

If you could have one really strange super power what would it be?  

Also hey thar!

Most likely time control, so that way I could pause time, bang strippers, and then rewind and it would be like nothing ever happened =D Also, hai.

You already got'ur rating.

Fortune: A bird in the hand is better than two in your mom's pants. Remember to bird-proof your mom's pants this week. Lucky numbers are 1, 2, 6, 7, 11, 12.

[Lord Doom]

twirp

twerp

Fortune: GET ON THE BALL AND WHITEN AND BRIGHTEN YOUR CLOTHES. LUCKY NUMBERS ARE TWO, NINE, TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN.

i c what u did thar

[Fake from State Jarm]

you'd still have herpes from banging the strippers.