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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 12, 2013, 12:07:03 am

Title: Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 12, 2013, 12:07:03 am: Will I make it three tomorrow?
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Post by: Dontasemebro on April 12, 2013, 01:47:35 am: What do you use?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 12, 2013, 02:02:39 am: what's your secret. is it the laundry detergent
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 12, 2013, 06:47:58 pm: The newer Old Spices. And a third one did today. The other common thread? All three are married. -_-
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 13, 2013, 01:40:36 am: Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 12, 2013, 06:47:58 pm
The newer Old Spices. And a third one did today. The other common thread? All three are married. -_-
Lol you don't see that part in the commercials.

wonder if they put some sort of sex pheromones in it? wouldn't be surprised. and women in their mid 30s are reaching their sexual peak. what age range are you talking about?
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 13, 2013, 05:23:13 pm: These three are all 20.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 13, 2013, 08:40:40 pm: 20 and married seems like a red flag
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Post by: Leo on April 14, 2013, 12:31:00 am: Quote from: llamavore on April 13, 2013, 08:40:40 pm
20 and married seems like a red flag
Red? If you ask me, that's the green flag for go ahead and get some action while the iron's hot!
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 14, 2013, 03:38:23 am: Quote from: Leo on April 14, 2013, 12:31:00 am
Quote from: llamavore on April 13, 2013, 08:40:40 pm
20 and married seems like a red flag
Red? If you ask me, that's the green flag for go ahead and get some action while the iron's hot!
spoken like a true virgin

just saying, married at such a young age is a bad sign. rlrcstr you should check the label and see if it says anything like 'warning: may attract crazy women'
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Post by: Leo on April 14, 2013, 12:21:38 pm: Quote from: llamavore on April 14, 2013, 03:38:23 am
Quote from: Leo on April 14, 2013, 12:31:00 am
Quote from: llamavore on April 13, 2013, 08:40:40 pm
20 and married seems like a red flag
Red? If you ask me, that's the green flag for go ahead and get some action while the iron's hot!
spoken like a true virgin
Why do you think my standards are so low?
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Post by: Electric Mango on April 15, 2013, 07:16:05 pm: Is new Old Spice like saying Jumbo Shrimp, military intelligence, or Leo has a big dick?
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Post by: Reoga on April 15, 2013, 11:28:52 pm: can you bag all 3 of them at the same time? If you can totally worth it
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 16, 2013, 12:57:17 am: wb reoga
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Post by: Reoga on April 16, 2013, 01:20:36 am: WB?
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Post by: Ogaden on April 16, 2013, 01:34:50 am: Welcome back :)
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 17, 2013, 09:36:26 am: Welcome back, indeed.

And might be possible for two of them, but not all three. One of them would never cheat on her husband.
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Post by: Reoga on April 17, 2013, 09:40:59 am: Booze dose a girl wonders
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 17, 2013, 10:49:18 am: One of them is super Mormon and won't drink, so I can't get that. Shame. She has a fantastic ass. One just won't cheat. The other will cheat...and has.

What I really want is my super hot manager. >_>
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Post by: Leo on April 17, 2013, 01:27:12 pm: The most innocent ones are the ones most likely to let you take them into sin.

Also, fuck everything, get cash. That's my motto in life, and so far I'm accomplishing part of it.
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 17, 2013, 03:50:31 pm: The get cash part, I assume.
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Post by: Leo on April 17, 2013, 11:34:16 pm: You'd be right.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 19, 2013, 09:31:16 am: Tell the Mormon that you have a birthmark on your dick that tastes like Jesus.
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Post by: Reoga on April 19, 2013, 11:02:18 pm: Quote from: GrilledSlug on April 19, 2013, 09:31:16 am
Tell the Mormon that you have a birthmark on your dick that tastes like Jesus.

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