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Offline Leo

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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2012, 05:25:17 pm »
Wow, you are now the awesomest little kid ever, Kenny, even if you did shit your pants that one time.
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2012, 05:47:16 pm »
My little nephew got a spider bite on his ding-a-ling when he was 4 or 5 years old and it swelled up really big.  That whole morning he kept telling his mom that he had the biggest wiener in the world and she thought he was joking until she eventually saw it later in the day.  His dad told me it ballooned up so big that it looked like a baby arm holding an apple. 
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2012, 06:14:51 pm »
Quote from: Electric Mango on July 08, 2012, 09:59:10 pm
Serious answer and you can trust me,  I'm kind of an expert on boners. What you want to do is flex another large muscle,  such as your thigh, until your boner goes away,  usually only 30 to 45 seconds. This diverts all of the blood currently being sent to your penis into your other muscles and deflates your erection.  Now give me a llama.
Had an opportunity to try this today.  I would call it a success, but would also strongly recommend not trying this while driving in city traffic.
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2012, 06:19:30 pm »
Quote from: Jenne on July 12, 2012, 06:14:51 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango on July 08, 2012, 09:59:10 pm
Serious answer and you can trust me,  I'm kind of an expert on boners. What you want to do is flex another large muscle,  such as your thigh, until your boner goes away,  usually only 30 to 45 seconds. This diverts all of the blood currently being sent to your penis into your other muscles and deflates your erection.  Now give me a llama.
Had an opportunity to try this today.  I would call it a success, but would also strongly recommend not trying this while driving in city traffic.
In the privacy of your own car, you may as well just rub one out. You're gonna be in traffic forever anyway, might as well make it enjoyable.
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2012, 07:02:41 pm »
Quote from: Jenne on July 12, 2012, 06:14:51 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango on July 08, 2012, 09:59:10 pm
Serious answer and you can trust me,  I'm kind of an expert on boners. What you want to do is flex another large muscle,  such as your thigh, until your boner goes away,  usually only 30 to 45 seconds. This diverts all of the blood currently being sent to your penis into your other muscles and deflates your erection.  Now give me a llama.
Had an opportunity to try this today.  I would call it a success, but would also strongly recommend not trying this while driving in city traffic.

You're supposed to use the leg opposite of the one you use to work the brake and gas pedal.  :troll:
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2012, 07:05:20 pm »
What if you drive a manual?
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2012, 10:06:45 pm »
Quote from: Electric Mango on July 12, 2012, 07:02:41 pm
Quote from: Jenne on July 12, 2012, 06:14:51 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango on July 08, 2012, 09:59:10 pm
Serious answer and you can trust me,  I'm kind of an expert on boners. What you want to do is flex another large muscle,  such as your thigh, until your boner goes away,  usually only 30 to 45 seconds. This diverts all of the blood currently being sent to your penis into your other muscles and deflates your erection.  Now give me a llama.
Had an opportunity to try this today.  I would call it a success, but would also strongly recommend not trying this while driving in city traffic.

You're supposed to use the leg opposite of the one you use to work the brake and gas pedal.  :troll:

Where's the fun in that?
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Re: I just had to duck out of a meeting...
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2012, 03:07:33 am »
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I'm sorry for your loss.

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