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« on: October 12, 2007, 02:21:47 pm »
Hi I'm dark tyrant the resident Megalomanic. I can't get onto Cyber nations forums for some reason so I'm posting my nations news here.





Old Air Force Decommisioned The Guard Changes, the Move To Russia, and our current econemic state.
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The citizeins of Cobra City bid a fond fare well to our older and out of date F-86 Sabre's  and  Bristol Blenheim's. The Planes were meltded down earlier today as Our new air force took to the skies and put on a grand display for our citizeins. Our new air force consisting of  Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15's and B-25 Mitchell's . Also Dark Tyrant him self appeared to day from his heavily fortified bunker located on the cliffs over looking out fair city to reasure the people that the move to Russia was good idea. In other news while our newer more up to date air force wil help keep our nation secure it cost us quite a bit in the money department...many of Dark Tyrants advisers urged him to attack and ransack a weaker nation with no alliance to protect it to recuprate our funds. Details are sketchy but many beleive Dark Tyrant will not attempt such a rash action.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2007, 03:11:45 pm by dark tyrant »
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 03:08:23 pm »
erm... yay, airforce?

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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 03:10:18 pm »
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erm... yay, airforce?

Do have any adivce on dealing with my current econemic state?
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 03:30:40 pm »
Dark Tyrant States his intention to Wage War
By Johnsen Viper (Reporter 1st class)

Dark Tyrant in suprise annonecment declaered we will be attacking a nation by the name of Mundoland Tonight. 500 Soldiers and 20 tanks have been made/recurited for this assult. Here a few qoutes from Dark Tyrants Speech, "Mark my words nothing will be left of Mundoland withen 4 days", "Our forces will crush them", "COBRA"s brave soldiers wil prevail". Thats all for now..we will post delvopments as they happen.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 07:06:22 pm »
WAR!!!
By Johnsen Viper (Reporter 1st class)

War has been decleared! Our soldiers have attacked the enemy nation and defeated them in one battle, Sadly The next battle was defeat for us. How ever our air force has attacked the enemy infastructure most brutally. By tommorow we expect the war to be in our hands.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2007, 07:13:28 pm »
The War So far
By Johnsen Viper (Reporter 1st class)

The War has been going well for us. Our enemy is routing and has resorted to using CM's. Their armies are weak...we expect them to yeild to our surrender terms soon.
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2007, 07:36:39 pm »
Whoa.  You can't just declare war on somebody.  You either tech raid with Kaiser's permission (where you are not allowed planes or CM's) or you get ordered to attack.  you cannot just attack an unaligned.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 07:47:02 pm »
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Whoa.  You can't just declare war on somebody.  You either tech raid with Kaiser's permission (where you are not allowed planes or CM's) or you get ordered to attack.  you cannot just attack an unaligned.

Whoops..I'll make peace then.
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2007, 08:40:19 pm »
I linked kaiser, you'll probably have to give reps.  =/
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 08:31:49 pm »
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I linked kaiser, you'll probably have to give reps.  =/

*twitchs*

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