Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Why you should join the RIA. (o_o) "Hashmeer say so, that's why!" <_<; Play nice, Hashmeer. => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on November 30, 2012, 08:49:44 am

Title: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 30, 2012, 08:49:44 am
Seriously, we love guns.  Peacemakers especially.  Blow a man's head off from clear across the room.  Llamavore will be demonstrating this shortly on fAILureStrategist...  Come for the show, stay for the popcorn.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on November 30, 2012, 09:51:40 am
Because blasting my brains out is the first step to peace and prosperity.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Ogaden on November 30, 2012, 12:24:16 pm
I prefer Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 30, 2012, 01:11:37 pm
Because blasting my brains out is the first step to peace and prosperity.

Unless your ransom is paid.

I prefer Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain

I like windy walks on the beach.  And only moderate gun fire.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Daisy4482 on December 12, 2012, 10:53:58 am
Nothing better than a Crown and Coke, and a  supermodel!


VR;
Daisy
R&R Diplo
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on December 12, 2012, 11:18:43 am
Nothing better than a Crown and Coke, and a  supermodel!


VR;
Daisy
R&R Diplo

Sounds like you're hanging out too much with Charlie Sheen. Oh, you meant the soda Coke? My bad.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Daisy4482 on December 12, 2012, 11:26:24 am
LMFAO thats great. Yea I ment CROWN ROYAL. How you guys doing? Really if there is anything I can do please let me know. Being a DIPLO for alliances that are so close kinda sucks becuase your leaders just go to ours for everything, but I would love to help if I can......
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 12, 2012, 01:34:06 pm
LMFAO thats great. Yea I ment CROWN ROYAL. How you guys doing? Really if there is anything I can do please let me know. Being a DIPLO for alliances that are so close kinda sucks becuase your leaders just go to ours for everything, but I would love to help if I can......
you should try being a diplo to our hated enemies the RIA. rumor has it the members of their government structure post on these very forums masquerading as innocent civilian members of the peace-loving RIA. don't ask me where I heard that though. -looks over shoulder-

but yeah they'd probably totally be cool with letting you do actual diplomatic work for them.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Leo on December 12, 2012, 03:09:36 pm
LMFAO thats great. Yea I ment CROWN ROYAL. How you guys doing? Really if there is anything I can do please let me know. Being a DIPLO for alliances that are so close kinda sucks becuase your leaders just go to ours for everything, but I would love to help if I can......
you should try being a diplo to our hated enemies the RIA. rumor has it the members of their government structure post on these very forums masquerading as innocent civilian members of the peace-loving RIA. don't ask me where I heard that though. -looks over shoulder-
NO WE DON'T! I mean, that'd be ludicrous, there's no way those idiots are doing that?
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Mogar on December 12, 2012, 03:44:58 pm
the first rule of RIA is do not talk about RIA.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Leo on December 12, 2012, 04:44:02 pm
the first rule of RIA is do not talk about RIA.
I disagree, the future of the RIA is to be assimilated by the RIA. Resistance is futile.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Ogaden on December 12, 2012, 05:54:03 pm
No we must fight the RIA until the end of time, or the rivolucion was a failure
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Leo on December 12, 2012, 06:04:59 pm
On the contrary, the RIvolución was the smartest tactical decision the RIA has ever made. It caused the RIA's spies to reveal themselves, making it easy to target and eliminate the masterminds who were out to ruin the RIA.

If you ask me, it was a great success. No one would have expected the RIA to force a revolt against itself with the intent of "losing" so as to weaken the RIA from the inside over time so that when the moon shone high over the house of the Kenny, the RIA could return more powerful than ever and without its fiercest rival trying to hold it back.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Ogaden on December 12, 2012, 06:59:46 pm
Like Obi Wan did?
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Leo on December 12, 2012, 07:56:52 pm
No, because Obi-Wan was an idiot who could've simply struck down Vader and saved the Rebels from so much trouble, not to mention being a hermit along with Yoda for so many years while the Empire took over did nobody any good.

Also, he let Luke make out with his sister. That's just wrong, rude, and inconsiderate.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 13, 2012, 02:45:29 am
The RIA's war against the RIA is over.  Settled for good and all.  No more shall we mention the RIA.  Long live the RIA.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on December 13, 2012, 03:58:43 am
Can someone hurry up and pull the trigger now?
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 13, 2012, 07:56:51 am
Someone coughed up the 25 cents.

You're free to go.  Unless you get kidnapped again.  But don't count on another bailout, I am fresh out of quarters.
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Leo on December 13, 2012, 01:03:16 pm
*shoots fAILurestrategist*

Oops.


*smiles*
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on December 13, 2012, 02:28:58 pm
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Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Ogaden on December 13, 2012, 03:16:41 pm
Legit rage, I'd be mad if someone shot me too
Title: Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 13, 2012, 03:19:03 pm
I want my money back.